-1 I don't own Naruto but if I did, I would be driving a better car.

One day Rock Lee and Naruto are in a locker room and Rock Lee started laughing. Naruto says, " What is so funny?" Rock Lee says, " there is a cork in your ass. How did that get there?"

"Well said Naruto, I was coming home from a mission and I tripped over a lamp and a genie came out. He said to me, "you will be granted one wish." "and" says Rock Lee.

I was so surprise that all I could say was. " No Shit."