Percy Jackson and the Pizza Delivery Man
*Note- I have no idea what came over me when I decided to write this*
-Sora
It was a fine summer day in camp half-blood. The campers were training, the monsters were mauling, Dionysus was playing pinochle with a pack of terrified can-eating satyrs, all was well. Then we turn to the protagonist of our story, Perseus Jackson. Percy was currently working as hard as he could to turn the training dummies into a pile of feathers. Mrs. O'Leary was sitting happily on the arena floor, tongue lolling out, just waiting for a shield to be thrown her way. She was 2000 pounds of pure adorableness. Then a thundering thumb disturbed the peacefulness of this rather unusual scene. Percy, looking towards the origin of this disturbance, was not to surprised to see a disgruntled Stoll brother rise from the ground from beneath Thalia's tree.
"What the hell Conner!" said Travis Stoll.
"Sorry!" Conner said from the branches of the tree.
"Alright" said Percy with a sigh "What mischief are you two buffoons up to now?"
"Mischief?" Said Travis with a malicious smirk "Since when have we done anything but strictly follow the rules?" Travis punctuated with this statement by standing to attention with a military salute.
Percy gave a soft laugh "but seriously" he said "What are you guys up to?'
"Well" said Conner "My brother here got a deep craving for everyone's favorite cheese cover delight!"
"You know that the pizza here just doesn't taste authentic" Travis said with a pouting whine. "So we came up with the brilliant idea to order the pizza to the big house, and then stop the guy before he crosses the line".
"Speaking of the Pizza man, here he comes right now" said Conner.
"Wait" said Percy "We won't be able to catch him before he crosses the line".
With this realization the Stolls and Percy raced towards the pizza delivery car waving their hands like a group of feminists at a rally. Before they had time to tell the driver to stop it neared the border. The boys stepped back as they waited for the inevitable crash. The car hit the border... and kept going.
