I know, I should be working on the next chapter of Service (especially since the last one was crap, but it was just there for transition, don't worry it gets better) but this came to me as I was rereading the hitchhiker books, in preparation for the movie to which I will bring a towel, and I felt inspired. This is probably going to be a three shot at the most

Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter or Hitchhiker's guide too bad

This contains Slash and is Post Hogwarts and Post HH trilogy but involves time travel.


"Re love, I'm home! Have fun with Lily today?" Sirius called, hanging up his cloak as he entered the flat he shared with his lover.

"Tons," Remus said, kissing Sirius lightly on the lips.

"Moody is crazy, you'd think he'd realize I won't get any work done if he doesn't give me a day off when you have one."

Remus chuckled. Being a teacher at a school especially for 'dark' creatures he had Saturdays off, Sirius didn't and always asked Moody, head Auror, for a free day. All he got for his efforts was the 'constant vigilance' speech and a day of pretending to work while his mind was at home having some slightly perverted thoughts. "With Lily on maternity leave I can hardly say I'm bored. Besides it gives me a chance to catch up on my reading."

"I don't think what she's doing counts as maternity leave. She just up and jumped into psychology, psycho people could hardly be good exposure for a pregnant woman." Sirius quipped. Lily could not stay at home and rest, she always needed to busy, and would do so no matter what her boss (Moody) or husband (James) said.

The men continued their talk while walking into the living room and plopping down on the sofa next to each other.

"Lily is working in couple therapy, we are a couple and we aren't psychotic and Lily is also 'exposed' to the both of us," Remus said. They were having a subtle war again, one of the pair's favorite past times. Remus because it was intellectually stimulating and Sirius liked where it usually led.

"Any body who goes to one of those sessions is barking," Sirius countered, playfully poking the blonde's chest.

"I went with Lils today. Quite interesting." This aroused a quizzical look from the animagus. He tilted his head as if to ask 'do you think we are having troubles?' "No, I just sat in. Lily actually said that I should be giving advice since we don't seem like a likely pair yet we are apparently the most stable couple she knows."

"Oh really? Do you want to prove her right?" Sirius asked huskily. Leaning onto the werewolf and kissing him passionately. Remus returned the kiss with equal vigor but when Sirius hands began to unzip his trousers he pulled away.

"Not now."

Sirius made puppy-dog eyes and blinked several times. "I was at work all day pining for you and now you-you…" Sirius broke off and sniffed dramatically, pretending, badly, to cry.

"Padders, we have guests coming for tea today, I really rather not upset them," Remus explained, looking a bit like he wished he hadn't invited people over.

"If they are homophobes why'd you invite them?"

"They aren't homophobic. They are just having a ruff time in their relationship and I don't think walking in on us would help."

"You invited some of Red's wack-job patients to tea?" Sirius asked though he already knew the answer.

Remus nodded confirmation. "Ford and Arthur are real sweet; they just have some…. issues….."

The way he said this made Sirius sure that these people had more than a few issues.


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