Tekken: Director's Cut

Tekken: Director's Cut

Tekken 4: Honmaru scene (Jin had defeated Kazuya; Enter Heihachi)

Heihachi: What a pathetic wretch. You worthless coward. I will make your power mine. Time to die, boy. Wait. Hold on.

Heihachi farts on Kazuya's unconscious face. That woke him up and pissed him off.

Kazuya: You goddamn motherfucker, I'm gonna gut you and feed you to the sharks.

Heihachi takes off running but trips over his feet. Kazuya drags Heihachi back into the camera's shot and starts to kick his ass.

Heihachi: AHHHH!! Mommy help me! AHHH!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!

Cut to a Tekken 5 interlude between Paul and Law

Law: Paul! Forrest was in an accident! I really need that prize money. You gotta let me win.

Paul: Marshall, I'm sorry buddy. I gotta prove I'm the toughest in the universe.

Law: Would you let me win if I gave you a Scooby snack?

Paul: What was that? I didn't hear you.

Law: Two Scooby snacks?

Paul: Hells yeah!

Director: CUT! Dammit!

Cut to a fight between Jin and Jinpachi

Jin: My name is Jin Kazama. Heir to the cursed blood.

Jinpachi: I see. This is why my blood is screaming to destroy you.

Jin: With what?

Jinpachi: My fists, you wisecracking ass fucker.

Jin: I don't know, you look like one of those Michael Jackson pedophiles, dude.

Jinpachi: AARRGH! CUT! I CANNOT WORK WITH THIS BLOCKHEAD!!

Jinpachi exits stage right.

Director: Where the fuck are you going?

Jinpachi: I'll be in my trailer, then I'll be back to kill my asshole of a great-grandson, who isn't great at all.

Director: I don't think that's what…

Jinpachi: SHUT UP!!

(Fades to Black)

I gotta get out of the library now. Just read and review, k? Later.