Epilogue

"Are you sure this is what you wish?" A voice asked. "Yes. I have to go back. I have to see him again." A girl's voice answered in reply. "Ok, if you want to go back so badly, I won't stand in your way." The male's voice answered. "Thank you, Renji." The girl said in reply as she walked away.

Chapter 1: Rukia's Return

"Today has been very quiet. I kind of like it." Ichigo said.

"ICHIGOOOOOO!!!" A piercing voice yelled.

"Dammit, I knew it was too good to be true.

Damn that Orihime. I mean seriously, would it kill her to be a tad bit quieter when she yells? She could bust an eardrum like that!" Ichigo thought.

"Hey! Ichigo! What's up?" Orihime asked him.

"Hey Orihime..." Ichigo said as he looked down & noticed she had some bags.

"What do you have in those bags?" He asked her.

"Oh? These? I'm making dinner."

She told him. "Oh god, I wonder if it's edible or if she'll die on the spot."

He thought. "It has leeks, vanilla ice cream, olives, tomatoes, rice, and salmon." she told him.

"Yeah, she's gonna die on the spot."

He thought. "Uhh, yeah, I have to go now."

He told Orihime as he walked away. "Where are you going Ichigo?" she asked.

"I'm going to my happy place now get your shit and go. I'M GOING TO MY HOUSE! WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE GOING?!" he yelled.

"Can I come?" She asked hime.

"NO! GO HOME!" He yelled.

10 minutes later...

"Why do I have the feeling I'm being followed?" Ichigo thought and turned around.

"WHY ARE YOU STILL FOLLOWING ME ORIHIME?!" Ichigo yelled.

"Didn't you say I could come?" She said.

"I TOLD YOU NO! NOW GO HOME!" Ichigo yelled as his anger level rose. He started to walk again.

10 minutes later...

"Ok, I'm home Orihime. Go home & make your mutated food. I don't let she devils into my house." He told her. He walked into his house and closed the door behind him and walked into the kitchen when all of a sudden, he heard "I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more I'm Cailou."

"Who the hell was watching PBS kids? Why does it smell like fish in here?" Ichigo asked himself." He walked up the stairs & the fish smell got stronger. He got to the source of the stench. He slowly opened the door & Kon started to play the Jaws theme. "Kon, we don't need the dramatic background music." Ichigo told him. "Fine then, I'll remember that next time you do need it!" Kon said as he walked off. He thrust open the door and saw Orihime, "ORIHIME! GET OUT!!!!" Ichigo yelled to her. "Fine then!" She said as she ran downstairs and closed the front door behind her. Ichigo flopped on his bed and closed his eyes. He started to smell the fish smell again. He opened his eyes and saw the groceries, but no Orihime! "DAMMIT! SHE LEFT HER CRAP HERE!!" Ichigo said. He got up and picked everything up and opened his window and threw it all out. He walked back to his bed and closed his eyes.

Meanwhile...

"There's his house, but why is there a fish smell?" A girl said. She looked up and all of Orihime's groceries fell on her head. "EWWW!!!" She said as the ice cream melted because she was getting so hot headed. "Just wait until I get to his room. I can't wait to give him a piece of my mind." She said as she climbed up the window.

5 minutes later...

"Why do I have the feeling I'm being watched?" Ichigo thought as he opened his eyes and saw a female, with long black hair, dark blue eyes, and wearing a white kimono with her long black hair tied back into a bun but with her swoop bang hanging out, about 5 centimeters away from his face. He jumped back. "GYA!!! WHO ARE YOU?!" Ichigo yelled. "You mean you don't recognize me?" The girl said as her eye twitched. "I know it's been three years, but the only thing different about me is that my hair's longer." She said. "Wait, I do recognize you. YOUR THE TOOTH FAIRY! YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF A DOLLAR!!!!" Ichigo yelled. The girl punched him in the head. "I'm Rukia idiot!" She said. "Oh!!! I knew that!" He said. "Sure you did." Rukia said. "But, how did you get here?" Ichigo asked. "You mean you don't remember?" Rukia asked. "Well... no." Ichigo said. "Fine, I shall draw a picture to explain it." She said as she pulled out a blackboard and started to draw a picture to explain everything.

1 minute later...

"Any questions?" Rukia asked. "Yeah, I have one: why do your drawings still suck?" Ichigo asked. "SHUT UP! THE QUALITY OF THE DRAWINGS DOESN'T MATTER!" Rukia yelled. "But seriously, my stick figures are better than that." He told Rukia. "Ignoring that comment, I want to ask you something Ichigo." Rukia told him. "Ok, what is it?" He said.

"Nevermind, It's not important."

"No, tell me."

"No, it's not important."

"Yes it is! Now tell me!"

"Just forget I said anything."

"No! I wanna know!"

Ichigo tackled Rukia and tried to get her to tell him what she wanted to ask. "Tell me!" He said. "I forgot now." Rukia said as Ichigo fell over.