In this story Booth never has a brain tumor and Bones go through with the pregnancy. This story is from their daughters point of view. I hope some of you like it!
Disclaimer: (I hope i spelled that right) No sadly i do not own any of the characters they all belong to fox i think. Except for Booth and Bones kid, she does belong to me. Ewww that sounds scary...Well enjoy! (I hope)
Have any of you ever had parents that you think are the best parents in the world? Well if you have then let me let you in on a little secret. You're very wrong. You couldn't have possibly had the best parents in the world because my parents are the best in the whole world, and maybe even the universe if you don't include the Jetsons. How exactly do I know that my parents are the best? Well let's see. Maybe it's all the murders they've solved or all the people they've put in jail, or maybe all the people they've rescued. Or maybe it's just the fact that they love me with all their hearts. Whatever the reason, I just know that they are the best parents in the world. Who exactly are my parents? Well that's easy my dad's name is Seeley Booth and my mom's name is Temperance Brennan-Booth. They're the best parents anyone can ever ask for, and if you don't believe me ask my brother Parker. So I bet you want to know more about the best parents in the world, and believe me I have a lot to say about these two. Here's the story of my parents, from my point of view that is. From the day my parents discussed having me to today, my sixteenth birthday. Here goes nothing.
So in life you always hear about two people falling in love and dating and getting married then eventually starting a family. Well sorry to tell you that this isn't exactly the rode my parents decided to take. This stubborn twosome always has to do things in their own style, geez they frustrate me, but hey I love them anyways. I guess we should just start on the day that my mom told my dad that she wanted to have a baby.
They were having one of their typical sessions with Sweets when my mom went bonkers and started to explain that she wanted a child while she and my dad were playing a wacky word game that Sweets came up with. I guess I'll just call them Booth and Bones so that I don't confuse you guys up. Yay this is gonna be fun. I feel like a narrator in a movie. Hmmm maybe I should have an accent? G'day mates. Oh sorry I'm rambling. Ok back to the story.
Booth: Mother
Bones: Birth
Booth: Happy
Bones: Sperm
Booth: (To Sweets) Sperm, does this count as a word?
Sweets: Keep going
Booth: Ok, egg
Bones: I want a baby.
Booth: Whoa!
Bones: Horse.
Booth: Wait, oh whoa. Wait a minute.
See that's where it all starts. My mom's a little wacky I know but in her own sort of way she's really smart. So that was the day that the idea of me popped into the picture. I bet your dying to know what happened next and since I don't want you to become one of the bodies my mom and dad have to identify I guess I'll give you what you want. Back to my big deep narrator voice.
So after this amazing heart to heart Booth and Bones exited Sweets office and got into Booth's SUV.
Booth: "Ok Bones, so what was with all the baby talk in there? That's kinda a weird topic for you."
Bones: "Why would it be a weird topic? It's typical for women my age to start thinking about having children. As Angela puts it, it's a ticking bomb or something like that."
Booth: "Ummm Bones I believe the term is biological clock is ticking not ticking bomb. And I know it's typical for women to want children, but not you."
Bones: "Why not me? Booth are you trying to imply that I am incapable of being a good mother?" She was starting to get mad.
Booth: "No Bones it's not that it's just that you always said you didn't want to have children. What made you change your mind?"
Bones: "Oh ok I see how you could have made that assumption, seeing as I did always declare my dislike for bearing children. I don't know what made me change my mind. I guess having Andy made me realize that having a child wouldn't be so bad."
Booth: "That's great Bones! So how do you plan on having a kid, cuz last time I checked, you are still single."
Bones: "Booth I do not need to be in a relationship to have a child. Oh and speaking of my plan that's where you come in."
Booth: "Geez Bones, why do you always have to go and crush my ideals like that…wait that's where I come in? What does that mean?"
Bones: "Well Booth I was kind of hoping you could donate your sperm so that I could be artificially inseminated and have a child."
Booth: "Whoa Bones you want to have MY child?"
Bones: "No. I believe I made it specifically clear that I wanted A child not YOUR child."
Booth: "Oh is that so? Then why do you need MY junk?"
Bones: "I guess that by junk you mean sperm; and if you don't want to donate fine then! I'll just find someone else to give me their trash!" And with that she stormed out of the SUV and slammed the door behind her.
Booth: "Bones! Wait up!" He ran out of his SUV to try to stop her but it was too late. She had already gotten into a cab. "Man now I have to find her! Wait did she just say trash?" He laughed and thought to himself, that's just one of the many reasons why I love her.
Ok so I got really bored one day and decided to write a story. Personally i think it sux so if you think it the worst piece of literature don't be shy, just tell me and i will gladly stop writing it. If you do like it though, you can tell me too. Just click the little happy review button. Updates wont be too often though probably like once a week cuz my doc wont let me be on the comp alot...apparently it stresses me out. Well I'm done rambling i believe. Bye!=]
