TWIN PEAKS

WOW: tight. Sam and Bobby are trying to keep 'abreast' of the trickster's latest shenanigans.

Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own these splendid people.

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There was a pause down the phone before Bobby responded to Sam's news.

"You're sayin' the Trickster turned Dean into a woman?"

"No," sighed Sam; "he's still Dean, he's just got, uh, boobs."

"Boobs?"

"Yeah, boobs," snapped Sam; "you know, round lumps under his T-shirt, usually come in pairs, ring any bells?"

"Don't get uptight with me boy," countered Bobby; "I'm trying to figure this out."

"Sorry," Sam muttered sheepishly.

"So, I guess we've got time to think," mused Bobby; "Dean's not in any immediate danger, is he?"

"No," replied Sam nervously; "but I might be - I think he's got PMT too."

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