TWIN PEAKS
WOW: tight. Sam and Bobby are trying to keep 'abreast' of the trickster's latest shenanigans.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own these splendid people.
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There was a pause down the phone before Bobby responded to Sam's news.
"You're sayin' the Trickster turned Dean into a woman?"
"No," sighed Sam; "he's still Dean, he's just got, uh, boobs."
"Boobs?"
"Yeah, boobs," snapped Sam; "you know, round lumps under his T-shirt, usually come in pairs, ring any bells?"
"Don't get uptight with me boy," countered Bobby; "I'm trying to figure this out."
"Sorry," Sam muttered sheepishly.
"So, I guess we've got time to think," mused Bobby; "Dean's not in any immediate danger, is he?"
"No," replied Sam nervously; "but I might be - I think he's got PMT too."
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