The Hogwarts War

Chapter One



One day in the middle of winter, everyone in Hogwarts went outside including the Professors and Dumbledore.No one knows who threw the first snowball (although some suspect it was the Evil Turkey), but soon everyone was taking sides.Here are the teams:

Team One: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny, George Bush, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Flitwick, Binns, Moaning Myrtle, Nearly Headless Nick, Fat Friar, Remus Lupin, Gilderoy Lockhart, and me.

Team Two: Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Lucius, Voldemort, Bloody Baron, Quirell, Mad-Eye Moody, Ghost of Crouch, Crouch Jr. , a dementor, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Percy, Evil Muggle Scientist Dude, Dancing Muggle Taco Dude, and Snape.

But there were some complaints from Ghost of Crouch, Voldemort, and Moody...

"But I'm a good guy!"

"Do we HAVE to have muggles on our team?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!I AM SURROUNDED BY DEATH EATERS!!!!!!!"

And Harry....

"Quit being so political!And why can't Sirius be on our team?"

Okay, Sirius is on your team!Okay, on with the story.... here are the rules:

1. No killing people with curses that has green light.

"Drats!"

2. The only weapon is snow balls!But you can use your wand to bewitch snowballs.

3. You need shelter!And no conjuring houses, Hermione....

So everyone built their team's snowfort but neither of them could make a roof because it kept falling in(though many suspect the Evil Turkey).The rest of the students and Professors went to the sidelines to watch the fight....

"Okay, when I blow my whistle start the fight!"Madam Hooch said."Three... Two... One..."

There was a shrill whistle.Lee stood at the sidelines to do commentary.

"OKAY, HERMIONE CONJURES MANY SNOWBALLS AND HITS MALFOY!GREAT HIT!SNAPE CONJURES WHAT SEEMS TO BE A HUNDRED SNOWBALLS AND THREW THEM AT HARRY!BUT SOME UNKNOWN PERSON BLOCKS IT AND IT BOUCES TO HARRY'S TEAM'S FORT AND GIVES IT A ROOF!A TEAM FINALLY HAS A ROOF!"

Terrific!The teams are raging on!Oh, here is the quarter whistle!Oh.... Oh.... Malfoy crossed the line and is trying to curse Harry!But the Evil Scientist Dude accidently hit him with a snowball and made him crash head-first into the lake!I hope the squid ate him!

"Hey!I'm supposed to be commentating!"Lee said.

Sorry....

"OKAY, I AM BACK!THE WEASLEY TWINS BEWITCHED SNOWBALLS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE AND STARTED HITTING THEIR OWN TEAM MEMBERS!SNAPE IS FINALLY DOWN!NO, WAIT, HE SWIFTLY GETS UP AND HITS HERMIONE WITH A 20 POUND SNOWBALL!OH NO, I THINK HERMIONE IS DOWN!!!!!"

Is this the end of the game for Hermione?Find out on the next chapter!

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Okay, I know that wasn't funny.But hey, I tried.Reveiws are appreciated.I will make sure the next chapter is better and longer.I just wanted to get things started up.