This is a song/ditty thingo that a youth leader wrote in one night at our church camp called "PHAT". The prompt was: What would happen if the Doctor and Darth Vader had a fight? I did not write this, nor do I or the person who did own Doctor Who or Star Wars. (if you cant tell, the Da, Dan and Dahns and the end are something like the Imperial March theme song.)


Doctor Who vs Darth Vader

Between the third and fourth Star Wars, there was a great big fight,

Between the humble Doctor and the Dark Lord of the night,

On the beaches of Alderaan, these foes went head to head,

Darth spoke through his helmet, and this is what he said:

"All the kids at PHAT camp, don't know who you are,

I have a lightsaber and control the Death Star,

I have a Jedi son and a daughter with curly hair,

And I wear a helmet, instead of having hair."

The Doctor could not take this much without putting up a fight,

He knew that he was old school, he knew it wasn't right!

He tossed his scarf over his shoulder and gave a hearty laugh,

"How little do you realize, I'm greater than you, Darth."

"I was famous in the sixties, before you were even born,

My brain can defeat all of your brawn,

I am the mighty Time Lord, flying through the sky,

In my trusty TARDIS, K-9 by my side."

"The kids at PHAT don't know me, that much might be true,

But repeats are now showing at five past six on channel two."

Doctor who, ya, ya, ya, yaa.

Doctor who, oooo you are,

Dan, dan, dan, dahn, da dan, dahn, da, dan,

Dan, dan, dan, dahn, da, daan, dun, da dahn…