Team RWBY and team JNPR were sitting at their regular tables. Ruby was speaking to her teammates about wonderful events they should do during their second semester. Team JNPR was throwing food to Yang who skillfully kept catching it in her mouth. At some point Weiss had stood up to make a point and was hit dead in the face with a plate of pie. Nora was pointing at the rest of her team blaming them while Ren had been face palming, Phyrrah was covering her mouth in shock, and Jaune had his jaw open in shock. Soon Team RWBY countered by throwing food at them all at once. Team JNPR had been dodging the barrage of food thrown at them and they started to turn some of the cafeteria tables to block any more incoming attacks. Nora had thought that team RWBY might hit them by throwing the food in an angle in order to go over the table and hit them from above so she rounded up more tables in order to stack them and then another idea crossed her mind. Soon Nora began stacking the tables up higher and higher and team RWBY watched as the hyperactive girl created the unknown structure with the tables. The rest of the students in the cafeteria started to run off afraid of getting in the way of this intense food war. As soon as Nora finished stacking the last table up she stood on the very top of her fortress.

"AHAHAHA! I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!" Nora sang in the same manner as she did during initiation when she picked up the rook chess piece after riding an Ursa.

Ruby looked at the mad queen and had a determined look to put an end to her throne. "Justice will be swift, justice will be painful." Ruby then squeezes a carton of milk in her hand. "It will be delicious!" She says while throwing an arm in the air while the rest of her team followed with a "YEAH!" I shall win this war my mad queen. Ruby thought to herself.

"Off with their heads." Nora commanded while dropping down from her castle of tables in front of another table holding 8 watermelons. Ren flips over a different table and steps on a tray that makes 3 watermelons go up in the air and he then kicks them to send them towards team RWBY. Jaune rolls forward grabbing a watermelon from the ground and throwing it and Phyrrah throws 2 watermelons that she had in her hands simultaneously. Nora then flips the table she was standing in front of sending the 8 watermelons flying towards team RWBY.

"Yang, turkey!" Ruby commands and Yang dashes in front of her team rolling forwards and stuffing both her hands into 2 turkeys that were laying on the ground she then pounds her turkey gloves radiating a bit of her aura and smashes all 13 watermelons out of the air along with Blake by her side who flipped over her and grabbed 2 loafs of bread and began smashing watermelons with her. When the watermelons were smashed Yang threw her turkey gloves at team JNPR hitting Jaune but having Phyrrah dodge to the side also grabbing a loaf of bread and seeing Blake coming at her from the air. Phyrrah stepped back as Blake landed trying to hit Phyrrah in her decent and Phyrrah slashed the loaf of bread downwards towards Blake only to have her block with both of her loafs and bringing them to an intent stare as their loafs clashed. Phyrrah ended the clash by swinging her loaf to Blakes' side only to have her use her mirage and flip over her and then Blake also swung at Phyrrah only to have her dash as well. After a few seconds of swinging, missing, and dodging Blake went up in the air and threw one of her loafs of bread towards Phyrrah. Phyrrah dodged it resulting in the loaf breaking in half form the impact and then dashed towards Blake hitting her in the stomach with her loaf breaking a piece off. Blake flew back and was disarmed as her bread left her grip. Phyrrah grabbed it and threw it like a spear towards Yang who punched it midair but was met with more bread spears thrown at her having one nail her in the stomach and bring her down. Ruby came up from behind sliding on a tray across the tables. Ruby then jumped and deflected one of Phyrrahs' bread spears using the tray then landing on it and kept on sliding before jumping and landing on Phyrrah who blocked but she then used her momentum that she got from the landing and pushed off of the tray knocking Phyrrah back. After Phyrrah had gotten knocked back Ren and Nora dashed towards Ruby

There you are my lovely queen. Ruby thought to herself before Jumping out of the way revealing Weiss who was holding a bottle of ketchup as she planted it on the ground while squeezing it to leave a straight trail of ketchup that Ren slipped on and knocked into some tables. Nora saw a few tables fly towards her and jumped on table to table using the momentum to get to a pole on the cafeteria walls. She grabbed the pole and swung herself until it came off of the wall the she stabbed a watermelon on the ground and sung the combined objects at Weiss. Ruby intercepted the attack and Nora hesitated and hit the ground instead but her semblance still sent them both flying. Phew that was close I almost hit Ruby with the watermelon hammer. Nora thought. As Nora was distracted Weiss grabbed a sword fish and dashed toward her clashing the end with Noras' watermelon hammer sending her flying. Nora flipped in the air and landed and dashed towards Weiss. They both clashed in a battle that resulted in Noras' Victory after fitting Weiss in the stomach with her watermelon hammer and sending her all the way across the cafeteria and crashing into a pillar breaking it and causing it to collapse. Ruby saw what happened and dashed towards Weiss catching her before the debris could fall on her.

"Weiss, Weiss! Don't leave me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ruby said dramatically. I hope she doesn't take this the wrong way; it's not her I like. Ruby thought to herself while Yang went ahead rolling and picking up some turkeys while Ren jumped over a soda machine and picked up some celery. Yang clashed her foot with the celery in Rens hands which resulted with a view for Ren of her panties, although he tried really hard to not look and soon Yang realized her positioning and swung the other foot at his head which he dodged. They started their fearsome battle Yang getting hits on Ren as he attempted to block her attacks resulting in him getting uppercut into the air. Ren then flipped and threw both celeries towards Yang which she dodged by flipping and punched him straight down into the ground the impact sending tables flying from around him due to a small shock wave. Nora then came and swung her watermelon hammer downwards on Yang who dodged it they both proceeded to dash towards each other. Time sowed down as Yang pulled her arm over her shoulder while Nora had her hammer ready to swing upwards. Noras' hammer ended up being faster than Yangs' turkey fist resulting in her being sent flying straight through the ceiling the sheer force breaking it and the watermelon. The debris of the roof fell towards Blake who dodged and grabbed a string of sausages and swung it at Nora sending her towards a soda machine which bent the machine and made it dispense soda which Nora took and threw them at Blake causing them to explode on her. As Blake tried to run Phyrah recovered and looked to her surroundings on the vast amounts of soda cans. She used her semblance making the soda cans fly up into the air she then made two big strands of soda cans that then converged and formed a bigger one grabbing Blake and pinning her to the wall as every can exploded on her. Ruby watched everything happened and decided to end kneeled and used her semblance causing her to go extremely fast and pulling everything from tables, to plates, to all of the other different types of food with her. Team JNPR watched in shock as a storm of food approached them. This is why I fell in love with her; you have ceased my throne Ruby Rose. Nora thought accepting her defeat. Ruby spun around in her caped while still dragging everything behind her and this time catching all of the members of team JNPR in the mix. When she approached the wall she stopped immediately and turned to the storm her speed causing a shock wave that broke the wall behind her. She then jumped out of the way as team JNPR got pummeled by the barrage of food that was caught in Rubys' speed resulting in team RWBY's victory. I am now the mad queen… gosh I wish I was a braver queen so I could tell you to share the throne with me also as a mad queen… unfortunately I don't think she likes me that way. Ruby thought to herself before team JNPR fell from the wall. Yan then fell from her fall (which was like 3 minutes after being sent flying by Nora) and got up without a care in the world.

"So… what I miss?"

AUTHORS NOTE: SO THIS WAS RECOMMENDED BY LOVEROFALLOVES. HE WANTED A RUBYXNORA AND SO HERE IT IS. I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING MORE CHAPTER OF THIS FANFIC BECAUSE I FEEL ITS GOING TO BE REALLY FUNNY. ALSO YEAH I COPIED THE FOOD WAR IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF VOLUME 2 BUT I ALSO ADDED IN HINTS ON RUBY'S FEELINGS AND NORAS' FEELINGS AND IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT YET THEY LIKED EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE THEY JUST HAVENT CONFESSED YET. ANYWAYS HOPE YOU LIKE IT LEAVE A COMMENT AND I WILL POST THE NEXT CHAPTER AS SOON AS I CAN.