Full summary: The witty story of how two girls somehow got into their favorite movies. They come around many obstacles; Some of them are not as pleasant... -dramatic pause-
Yay!
This is my first ever fanfic, and i'm so excited!
But, I didn't write it alone.... -shrug-
The co-writer is my best friend..... RACHEL!
She inspired me to write this story, and i hope you like it!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own any of these awesome movies that i will be writing about!
Chapter One: The Curse of the Purple Popcorn
Sophie: -Sits on the edge of her bed, while wringing her hands. Thinks to herself, Where is Penny? She should be here by now! Where is my dog? Is she still at summer camp? Is he having fun? Why is my room painted peach?
Narrator: -In an ominous tone- Little did Sophie know, her dog was still at summer camp, but not doing the doggie paddle, if you know what I mean. -leans in, while whispering- If you didn't get it, I meant to say, DING DONG THE DOG IS DEAD!
Sophie: What in the name of Natalie Portman? Who are you? How did you get in my house? -hugs her "I'M A DORK" tee shirt-
Narrator: -clears throat- Ahem, as I was saying, Rachel would soon arrive, before Penelope would know it. -silently cackles-
Front Door: CHIME!!!!!!!!!!!! CHIME, I SAY!!!!
Sophie's Mother: -voice echoes from downstairs- Erm, I think someone is at the door..
Sophie: SWELL! –shuffles to the door, attempting to walk down the stairs safely-
Front Door: THERE IS SOMEONE HERE!!!!!!!! CHIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophie: SHUT UP DOOR!
Narrator: Sophie finally reaches the door, opens it cautiously, because she has a history of fatal door accidents….
~FLASHBACK TIME!!!!!!!!~
Sophie's dad: Soph! Someone is at the door!
Sophie: I'm on it! –runs to the door in an excited fashion-
Front door: IF NO ONE IS COMING HERE IN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS, I SHALL SWING OPEN!
Sophie: NOOOO, door! Please! I'm almost there!!
Front Door: TOO LATE! -swings open almost as fast as a marshmallow would in a race to a chocolate fountain, to surf on graham crackers-
Sophie: -gets clogged in the face with the intricate styling of the door knob- Owwww…
END OF FLASHBACK!!!!!!!~
Sophie: Okay, whoever you are… How would you know of that terrible accident?
Narrator: But wait! There's more!
~FLASHBACK TI—
Sophie: NO, WE ARE NOT GOING DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN. That is past the point of no return!
Penny: -flamboyantly- Did someone just do a POTO quote???
Sophie: PENNY!!!! -runs to hug Penelope in a tight embrace, ignoring her shortness-
Penny: You really need to fix that door you know, it still gives me the creeps.
Sophie: Oh, believe me. I will fix it…soon enough… -pictures an ax hitting the door with great force-
Narrator: Little did she know, the door was going to be gone by tomorro—
Sophie: Hey! No foreshadowing!
Penny: O_o ….who's that?
Sophie: I…….Don't…..Know….
Narrator: Penelope and Sophie stare at me with confusion, while I picture myself in My Little Pony undergarments….Wait, why would I say that?
Penny: Because I just GLOMed your brain. MIND CONRTOL ROCKS!
Sophie: -high fives Penny enthusiastically-
Narrator: -forgets to mumble, and speaks in a regular narrating voice- I need to get paid more…Why doesn't my mother love me, and why is she still in Rio?.. Gosh, who did it this time??? -eyes wheel, to find a very scary looking feline critter staring back at him-
Mr. Mitten-Muffin-Bottom: -purrs happily about GLOMing the narrator-
Penny and Sophie: -watch the curious scene unfold in front of them, then decide to split like a palm tree, or something along those lines-
Narrator: -runs upstairs and follows the girls, before he looses anymore narration time-
Penny: -upon arriving in Sophie's room, she finds a curious amount Television sets perched upon gargoyles of every polka dance imaginable- Uhm, Soph?
Sophie: Yes, my chum?
Penny: -is suddenly distracted by a mountain of goodies- Oooooh, is that purple popcorn?
Narrator: LITTLE DID PENNY KNOW, THAT PURPLE POPCORN WOULD SOON COME IN HANDY—
Sophie: -chucks a box of staples at the narrator to silence him-
Narrator: -rubs nose, where an alarming amount of staples were stuck, but for the most part, shuts up-
Sophie: Yes, Penny, it is purple popcorn.
Penny: -amazed by the array of candies and sody-pop, reaches for the purple popcorn, almost in a daze-
Sophie: -slaps Penelope's hand away, before she could touch the oddly colored treat-
Penny: OW! What was that for??
Sophie: -Ignores the interjection, and shuffles over to the television sets, and turns each of them on- Okay, let's see here… -fumbles with a collection of movies-
Penny: -suddenly remembers the TVs, and walks over to stand next to her friend- So….. What's with the electronics? Are we protesting the over-usage of TVs?! -suddenly eager, and proceeds to bounce up and down-
Sophie: Uh…not today, my comrade..
Penny: -crestfallen-
Narrator: So, while Penelope was upset, Sophie put the movies in the DVD player, and then pressed play carefully, for she had a hard time pressing the right buttons befor—
Sophie: SHUT UP, YOU DENSE MAN!
Penny: Nice synonym for 'stupid'! I think we should come up with a name for him; A name that would take down his manly stature down a few notches.
Sophie: Perhaps…. But what could the name possibly be?
Narrator: Suddenly, as if out of thin air, a light bulb appeared out of the top of Penelope's head, and lit up, as though she thought of a brilliant idea….. -gulps-
Penny: I've got it, I say! 'Tim the Enchanter'!!
Sophie: Success!
Narrator: No way, I hate Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Sophie: -forlorn- You, poor, POOR man…
Penny: -snatches away the keyboard- TOO BAD, TIM! I am changing your name now as we speak!!
Narrator: NOOOOOO, MY MANLYNESS!!!! -hair grows a little longer, sprouts a ridiculous looking beard, and sports an absurd cape with a giant cane-
Penny: Whoa, I can't believe it worked.
Tim: What worked? -random burst of fire comes from his hands-
Sophie and Penny: …… O_o
Mr. Mitten-Muffin-Bottom: O_o
Front Door: :DDDD
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Tim: Oh, sorry. So, the girls hustled their bustles out of the room, and reached a closet. Penelope grabs the most pleasant looking sleeping bags you have ever seen, while Sophie grabs a handful of blankets; 100, by the look of it. -sets the closet door on fire-
Sophie: -tosses the blankets on the ground, with the Television's surrounding them, in the shape of a curve-
Penny: So, Soph, I don't think I have asked you this yet, so here goes.
Sophie: Whatever could you mean?
Penny: -takes her friend's shoulders and shakes vigorously, while shouting- WHY ARE THERE TWELVE TELEVISION SETS?!??!!?!
Sophie: -voice is distorted, due to the tremors coming from her shoulder-shaker- I... Just.. Thought….We…..Could……Absorb…The…Movies……BETTER!
Penny: -quickly stops the convulsing- Oh, well why didn't you say so?
Sophie: Uhh, I like a good mystery?
Tim: Penny briskly apologizes, and the girls pick six movies to watch. -sets one of the gargoyles of fire- Oh, crap..
Sophie: Okay, so we have Sweeney Todd, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Twilight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, Holes, Chronicles of Narnia, RENT, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Is this good?
Penny: -throws the apple from the twilight book at her cohorts head with great effort- DUH!
Sophie: -rubs her forehead, wondering why the fruit was lodged at her cranium-
Tim: What they did not know, was that they had 11 movies, but 12 TV sets….
Sophie: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FORESHADOWING?!??!
Tim: Oh, sorry. -ahem- Anywho, since Sophie forgot to play the movies, I have to narrate the button-pressing again. -eye roll- So, the girls put each movie in delicately and Penny reaches to press the play button, BUT: -turns quickly and points a bony finger and the door leading to the hallway-
Sophie's Dad: -opens the door, to find Tim pointing a finger at him- Uh, girls? You need to be getting to bed soon.
Tim: -accidentally pushes the wrong button on his cane, and a lick of flames shoot from his long finger, right at Sophie's dad-
Sophie's Dad: AHHHHH! TOO HOT, TOO HOT!!! -runs in direction of the bathroom-
Sophie and Penny: _ -slaps forehead with hand-
Tim: Err, sorry… I'm still getting used to this fire thingy… But on the bright side, he has probably forgotten about your bed time….
Sophie: Okay, I guess this will work out... -foresees the possibilities-
Penny: I am ready for movie watching!!!
Sophie: Okay…Jeez Mrs. Impatient Pants…
Tim: Penny takes a deep breath to calm herself down, while Sophie rushes over to each electronic device, and presses play.
TVs: -hums to life, and starts each movie-
Sophie and Penny: -bounce off the walls, finally figuring out that they will be watching 6 of their favorite movies, and will be able to eat M&Ms all the while-
Tim: Just as the beginning credits started in each movie……-Sophie and Penny fall against each other in a deep slumber- Erm, they….fall asleep….
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