Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1 or its spin-off series. The first lines here are direct quotes from Stargate Universe.
Instructional Videos
"Hi, I'm Daniel Jackson. The 'Ancients' were once a race of humans called Alterans. They left their galaxy – ."
"Hey Daniel. Hi Nyan." Sam poked her head in the doorway of Daniel's office. She was surprised to find Daniel speaking into a camera set up on a tripod. Nyan was behind the camera, directing it as Daniel moved around the room. There was a TV screen standing up next to Daniel, displaying an image of a galaxy.
"Oh hey Sam. What's up?"
Nyan nodded at her and switched off the camera.
"I'm just needing your analysis of that tablet found on P4X-333."
"Oh yeah, I just forwarded that to your office. It should be there now."
"Good, good. So… what're you doing?"
"I'm just making instructional videos to introduce new people to the SGC. I'm doing one on the Ancients right now. Oh, when I do the one on Atlantis, you should have a segment."
"Oh, I think I'll leave that to Woolsey. He's much better on camera. It's a good idea, though. It will save a lot of interview time during training. Who at Homeworld Command came up with this project?"
Daniel looked away suddenly and fidgeted with his jacket cuff. "Oh, I'm sure it was a collaborative thing, you know, just tossing project ideas around or something."
"No one asked you do to this, did they?"
"No, not really."
"You're making these for fun, aren't you?"
"Yeah, a bit."
"Yeah, I'm going to go get that analysis now." Sam quickly left, wondering how she never noticed that Nyan looked just like Dr. Gall.
