Title: Size Matters
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Post-DH
Word count: 120
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
"Whoa, Potter! It's huge!"
"You don't think it's abnormal, do you?"
"Not like I've seen that many to compare to, no. It's just so...big. Do you think it'll stay that big?"
Snort. "Not likely. It'll get bigger eventually. Has to, right? Wait, Malfoy, watch out! It's going to..."
"Augh!"
"Tried to warn you."
"My eye! It's in my eye!"
"Oh stop whining. It's not going to kill you. Just a natural bodily fluid, right?"
"Ugh, it's disgusting."
"You know if you don't want to be here you can bugger off. I was doing just fine on my own."
"Whatever, you're not going to get rid of me."
"Fine, then make yourself useful. Hand me that nappy. Teddy's getting cold."
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A/N: This dialogue has been nagging at me just about every time I change my baby boy's diaper (which is a lot!) When he was newborn he was rather, ahem, disproportionate (even the doctor thought so!), and I was/am reading far too much fic for that not to have sparked something. TMI? Probably! Let me know! I crave concrit!
