The bleach show!!!

Me: hi I'm apola and I'm your hostess I'll be here to give the bleach characters your questions and or dares.

Zare: and I'm zare her assistant ill be keeping the characters in line like making sure they do the dares no matter how dangerous or embarrassing.

Me: well first we'll have grimmjow on now cuz I'm bored and my assistant has some questions for him. Grimmjow get you're ass out here!

(grimmjow walks out)

Grimmjow: what do you want?

Me: you're our first contestant and cuz I got aizen to let me play with you and uliquoria for the week. Ok so zare here will ask you some questions and give you dares.

Zare: ok here's you're first question, are you gay?

Grimmjow: um… uh no

Me: riiiiiight what ever.

Zare: ok here's a dare, I dare you to jump at rukia and steal her under wear in front of ichigo!

Grimmjow: oh god no ichigo might think in cheating on him!

Me: oh ho so you are gay grimmy

Grimmjow: don't call me that!

Me: then do the dare!

Grimmjow: ok ok!

(ichigo and rukia walk in)

Grimmjow: *jumps at rukia and steals her under wear and runs like hell from an heart broken strawberry* ichi I'm sorry I had to!

Me: well while grimmy tries to calm ichi ill leave you with this: next time I'll have uliqorria as our guest and please give me some questions and dares.

Me and zare: good night!