Amy- As you know, we and every other person in this story is part of SEGA…
I'm not!
Shadow- You're the author… stupid…
"Ames, you sure about this? I… I mean… it's only been like… 3 days ever since you were obsessed with me… now you're my friend?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah!" she said, while walking to school with Sonic.
"I'll never understand girls…" Sonic said.
"That's why you're girlfriendless…" someone said behind them.
Sonic turned around to find the red locked echidna. "Knuckles? You don't have a girlfriend either…" Sonic said.
A familiar white bat landed in front of Sonic and Amy. "Guess again! I wuv my wittle Knuxie-wuxie…." Rouge said hugging him so hard, that he started choking.
"You know why I don't have a girlfriend?.. I don't want to die in a headlock of doom…"Sonic said.
When the four finally got in front of the school… Amy gasped. Shadow was leaning in front of the school doors. He had a badge on the side of his chest. 'Hall Monitor'
"Oh shit…" Knuckles said.
"What is it, Knuxie-poo?" Rouge asked.
"Hall Monitor Shadow… upholding the justice in the halls…" Knuckles said.
The four walked up to the doors. "Stop your asses right there… I need to see your fucking ID's… NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Shadow yelled.
Amy held out her ID. Cute picture… Rouge took hers out. At the tip of the picture, Shadow swore he noticed a red lock. Sexy bitch… Sonic took out his…
"You son of a bitch… your name is Charmy Buzzy?" Shadow asked.
"Hee… hee… hee… funny story… I'm trying to remember it…" Sonic said.
Shadow let the girls and Knuckles in… In a way… he had an ID… the one he shared with Rouge… Sonic rummaged through his pockets until he found it… because of that… he was late for class…
Shadow- Me, Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Espio and Tails are in the same grade…
Science… with… (sigh) Professor Vector… (it's a day job…)"Okay… everyone… you see… we're going to have lab partners!" Vector said.
"Vector… we're not 6 year olds!" Amy said.
"Actually… I am…" someone said.
Everyone turned around to find Tails. Shadow was in the very back of the room.
"Okay… partners are… Rouge and Knuckles…"
"Yes!" Rouge said happily.
"Sonic and Espio…"
Sonic looked at Espio. Espio shot him a harsh look.
"Tails… by yourself…"
Tails was ecstatic.
"And… Amy and Shadow…"
"WHAT THE HELL?" was heard from the back of the class.
Shadow- I hate Amy Rose… I hate everything that reminds me of her… I hate Amy Rose… I hate everything related to her… I hate Amy Rose-
So… what'll happen with Rouge and Knuckles?
Amy- Probably a headlock of doom…
Okay… how about Espio and Sonic?
Shadow- Amy… I'll bet you 5 bucks that Espio will win if they fight…
Amy- You're on!
How about Tails?
Shadow- Probably the only one who will get a passing grade…
How about you and-Shadow Ties author up…Amy puts duct tape on mouth…
