The Jonas Brothers got lonely after Camprock was finished, and Disney had screwed them over. They lost all their merchandise and music rights, but then Joe met someone called Harry. Oh, how much we wanted to just reach out and...touch his overdosesd-with-shampoo-brown-hair. Harry was part of a band to, called One Direction, which was equally as bad. However, both bands had little girls chasing them, just like flys on shit. Except the flies here were the little girls, and the shit well...it's still is shit. Anyways, these guys decided to get together and form a band named "The 8 magnets" which was a great name, since they're eight of them and the average age of their audience is lets face it, eight year olds. Everyone heard of this new band, which released a music video on YouTube. The music video made Miley Cyrus' performance at the MTV Music Awards look like Coldplay. People began throwing up on their PC monitors, which recked them, so there was now a huge demand for new monitors around the world. People now couldn't use their PC's, so they started commiting suicide while some walked outside in the real world, examining the amazing graphics. One person in particullar though noticed "The 8 magots...er, magnets" and went to the Black market, sold one of her lungs, and brought a rocket launcher, went crusing down the street GTA style, and blew each of their heads off. Everyone began cheering, except for the little 8 year olds who were now throwing tantrums, and they began throwing their iPads and poor Bishlet. Bishlet then got a huge wooden spoon, and belted them all on the ass.

The End.

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