Title: Is There a Doctor in the House? (Drabble)
Rating: K
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Author's note: For InnocentPen, who requested a drabble, and inspired by a RL experience she related to me.

As the speaker droned on about the results of his study on an experimental treatment for Bendii Syndrome, one of the attendees quietly began to suffer.

First, he started shaking. Eventually, he fell to the floor.

Panicking, the man beside him began to yell, "Is there a doctor in the house? Medical emergency, now!"

Immediately, most of the guests turned towards the voice and took stock of the scene.

The speaker narrowed his eyes and shaded them with his hand. He sighed. "There are plenty of doctors here, but what you need is an engineer. That man is a hologram!"