I slid into my bed, watching the fat, white snowflakes fall. Slowly, I drifted off to sleep.

Haru snuck up behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist and resting his head on my shoulder. "Hey." I greeted, one hand running through his white'n'black hair.
"Mm. You have anything going on today?" He asked, watching me cook.
"Azula and I are going out later, otherwise, no."
"That's nice. I wanna cuddle, kay?" Haru ran his hand over my stomach. I giggle, ticklish. Haru smiles.
"Tonight, mmkay?" He sighs in disappointment, but nods and pulls away. Perfect timing, as Kyo walked in at that moment.

My adoptive brother looked at Haru suspiciously, before grabbing the milk cartoon and drinking from it.
"KYO! Gross! How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?!" I scold.
"Sorry MOM." He teases, ducking from the spatula and laughing. I sigh.

When we started eating, Tohru gave some news that shocked everyone. "I'm pregnant!" she smiled happily.

Kyo started choking. "WHAT?!"
"Congratulations, you two." Shigure smiled, Yuki and Azula nodding in agreement. "I say it again. WHAT?!" Kyo's jaw fell.
"She's pregnant, you stupid cat. You know, when-" Kyo interrupted me, yelling, "I KNOW!"
"Agree to disagree." Yuki and I said at the same time, then laughed.

I went silent. I was pregnant too, but I didn't want to tell them yet, in case Akito didn't like it. I was silent for the rest of the meal. Yuki picked up something was wrong, especially when he caught me from falling.
"Ms. Yakimoto, what's wrong?" He asked, worried.
"It's nothing." I waved his worries away, but still leaned on him to keep from falling. Yuki wrapped his arms around me, soothing.

After a couple seconds, I whispered, "Can you keep a secret?"
Yuki stared at me. "What's wrong, Akiakona?"
"I'm pregnant too, farther than Tohru." Yuki sucked in a breath.
"When are you going to tell him?"
"Tonight."

Roars and cussing could be suddenly heard from the yard. Yuki and I exchanged glances, then tore for the porch, seeing what had gotten Haru and Kyo so worked up. I facepalmed.

"Really?" I sighed. "You're grown men, yet you fight like little children." I sighed again as Haru scored a hit on Kyo's abdomen. I let them yell for a couple minutes-yes, I wanted to know who would win- then clapped my hands and called, "Yoohoo guys! I think you're done. Is it too much to ask for some quiet?"
"Yeah, because this idiot keeps yelling." Kyo glared at Haru.
"You ba-"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" I yelled, stepping in-between the two, glaring at each in turn. "If you're going to vent, at least not do it to people. Go hit a lamppost or tree or brickwall or SOMETHING other than people. Now apologize, both of you." They glared at each other over my head.
"Now." I said venomously.
"Sorry." They muttered.
"Thank you." I sighed, walking away.

Kyo went to punch Haru, who caught his fist and taunted him. I grabbed two rocks, aimed, then fired them at the two. They sunk to the ground like rocks (No pun intended).

"They never stop, do they?" The others stared at me. I grabbed Haru and started dragging him inside.
"Would someone get Kyo? Thanks." Shigure helped, dragging Kyo into the house.

How's that for a first main chapter? I've always wanted to make a peacekeeper, but alas, I'm usually the one yelling.
I also found it disgusting when Kyo drank out of the milk carton. Just sayin'.