Disclaimer: Its mine! all mine! oh wait no its not.
Parings: remain unknown, but there might be a bit of everything.
Rating: There might be some strong contents later on. But Id say 15+
Spoilers: I might reference things going on in season 3.
A/N: This fic is a parody, It is in no way to be taken seriously, and it might for the most part make no sense.
I don't promise that the next chapters will be anything as glorious as
the start and I don't even know if Ill finish it as I usually don't get
to the ends of fics. But I hope you enjoy anyhow. And some laughs wont
be to bad.
Could it be a Prologue?
It was a great day at Princeton Plainsboro until the power cut occurred and all in side were stuck. Yes that's right, stuck. The ever so cleverly electronic doors fail to open with no electricity, that's where the electronic part fits in there name you see. Of course in utter despair House tried to shatter the trendy glass doors but alas, they are double glazed and he was to be left with an aching shoulder to go with that limping leg.
But what does he care really? He has drugs in hands reach, two damsels in distress so obviously wanting him (that would be Cameron and Cuddy I am referring too) and if he decided to go the other way there was always Wilson. And Chase was really pretty.
All in all he was locked as king of the castle and everyone other than him was of course a dirty rascal. Because this was the land of House and it was about time he had some fun to go with all that cutting edge Drama.
And with the infamous smirk back across his lips he wondered, "Where oh where shall I start?"
