My response upon seeing this on Deviantart. (look at the story pic)


Yoda: Go ahead.

TPD: OK, here you are, all for you. *drops package and backs away to a safe distance with the video camera*

Yoda: *has only enough time to register a very powerful, VERY pissed off life form before the paper bursts into flames* squeak!

Harry Dresden: What's that? A mouse?

Yoda: Intrude further you will not!

Harry: Oh stuff it.*blows out Yoda's lightsaber with his ticked off aura and proceeds to find the nearest transport to the Deathstar to put the unholy terror of all wizard kind into the Sith lords*

Darth Sidious: I fear I may have wasted my time corrupting the wrong man.*says he whilst being squashed by Mouse in a cheerfully evil mood who suddenly decides to use THE CAPE for a game of tug of war with Chewbacca*

Darth Vader: I should have just helped her raise those kids.


Thus ends the very short story of what would be if Harry ever got his wish and ended up in the Star Wars universe.