A/N: I can't believe no one has written this yet.
Jack grinned as he flew over the city that he had just discovered. He'd never heard of a place called "Death City", but he was shocked to find that they had never had a snow day in this place. Jack just couldn't let it stay that way.
Of course, if he'd known what would happen to him in that crazy place, he would have flown as fast as he could all the way back to Burgess.
He scanned the city for a school that he should focus the snow on, but only found what appeared to be a... castle? Made of skulls and candles? The frost spirit wisely decided to ignore that. As he flew past one of the... pointy things that were sticking out of the skull in the middle of the castle, he noticed a blue-haired boy standing on it. Thinking the boy was in danger, Jack immediately flew closer to see what was wrong.
Soon, he heard the boy shouting something about surpassing god because he was the one who summoned the snow. While Jack was floating there, confused, he heard a girl from below yelling at "Blackstar" (he assumed the blue-haired kid was Blackstar because no one else was around) to get down before he hurt himself. Jack gathered that, somehow, this situation was normal.
So he left.
While the winter sprite was spreading snow and frost throughout the city, he heard someone ranting about how the frost wasn't "symmetrical". Jack turned a corner to see a black-haired kid in a suit fall to the ground, apparently having a mental breakdown. When one of the boy's companions, the shorter blonde one, commented that one of the frost patterns looked like his hair (Jack noticed with surprise that the boy had three white stripes on the left side of his head), he completely lost it. The striped boy fell to the ground, calling himself worthless and "asymmetrical trash". The tallest of the trio, who looked like the other blonde's sister, sighed and began dragging the wailing boy away.
And, utterly bewildered, Jack once again left.
When Jack flew over an extremely awkward scene involving a half-naked girl with purple hair, a white-haired boy having a nosebleed, an angry blonde girl, and a book to the head, he didn't look at nor think about it. He just kept flying.
Eventually, the Guardian of Fun had finished giving the city its first (and last) snow day. He sat in the desert on the outskirts of the city, thinking about all he had seen there. That place was so different from what Jack was used to! There was a guy with a freaking screw through his head. Upon noticing that night had finally fallen around him, the mentally scarred spirit turned to the moon, intending to ask Manny why the city was so messed up, only to gape in horror at the thing that was in the sky where the moon should've been.
"WHAT THE F-!?"
A/N: Seriously, was I the only one who thought of this? Just so you all know, I wrote the entire story just so I could say the last two sentences. Can you tell? xD
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