10 ways to make sanji cry

1. show him a picture of one of his fangirls kissing zoro.

2. tell him he cheated on you, kick him, and run.

3. tell him youre thinking about commiting suicide.

4. ask him what he'd do if you died.

5. lay down, cover yourself in ketchup, and play dead.

6. call him ero-cook.

7. tell him you love marimo.

8. tell him you hate him.

9. tell him you hate his cooking.

10. find a way to make him make you cry