Hey everybody! It's Kairi bringing you an all new fic! I don't own YYH and all the songs they rip off, (all name them as we go) well anyway, read away!
Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama and Kuwabara all sat around Kuwabaras' room. Hiei and Yusuke were busy staring at pieces of blank paper, Kuwabara was strumming a guitar, and Kurama was humming to himself. "This is so stupid!" Yusuke exclaimed balling up his paper and throwing it across the room.
"Well if you guys would just concentrate you could get something done." Kuwabara replied.
"Whatever! This is impossible, the talent show's tomorrow, how are we gonna come up with a song by then?" Yusuke asked, then pulled out another sheet of paper.
"Well I heard this stupid ningen song yesterday, and now I think I can write something." Hiei said.
"Why didn't you tell us?!" Kuwabara and Yusuke demanded in unison.
"Let's hear it Hiei." Kurama said.
(Warning, the following is one of the many rip-off songs I will be using in this fic, I don't own George Michaels' 1987 hit 'Faith')
Hiei sat up and looked at his paper, then began to sing:
Oh I guess it would be nice
If I could stab your body
'cause I know not everybody
Can be killed like you…
But I better think
Before I give your heart away
And I know all the games sellsman play
Because I play them too
Oooooo, well I, need some time off
From that emotion
Time to kill your blood up off the floor
And I'll reconsider
What they offered me for your organs
But I need someone to help me carry them out the door
Because baka-ningens need to die
Oh they need to die…
They need to die, die, die,
All baka-ningens need to die!
"What the hell was that?" Yusuke asked.
"All you're singing about is humans are stupid and they need to die." Kuwabara said.
"I'm an artist, that's the only way I know how to express myself." Hiei replied.
"But it is catchy." Kurama went on, then he continued the song:
Baby!
I know you don't want to die
Sayin 'please, please, please don't take my life'
Say you got a lot to do.
But maybe!
You knew that your race had to pay
For making demons seem bad for thousands of years!
"Yeah that sounds pretty good, but what will we call ourselves?" Yusuke asked.
"How about the Spirit Dudes?!" Kuwabara exclaimed.
"That sounds pretty god too." Kurama replied.
"I'll be the lead singer of course though." Yusuke said proudly.
"I wrote the stupid song!" Hiei shouted.
"But I'm the leader, and I'll kick your ass if you don't like it." Yusuke added.
"Hn." Hiei muttered.
"Well it's decided, not only are we going to beat the girls at the talent show, but we're going be stars!" Yusuke exclaimed.
(A/N: Well that's the first chapter, sorry it's so short, and sorry if you really liked that George Michael song, but the guys have to start somewhere right?! Well anyway, there'd be more to come, just send in those reviews and the Spirit Dudes will keep sending you guys cheap rip-offs of your favorite hits!)
