Lady Marmalade

Author's Note: Another Harry Potter fic! Yay! Cedric's not dead. And, it takes place during the golden trio's fifth year. Cedric's going out with Hermione, Cho with Harry, Parvati with Ron, Ginny with Dean, and Lavender with Seamus. I wrote this after watching Cedric's death scene, which is my least favorite scene in Goblet of Fire, and literally bawling my eyes out. I was depressed, so I wrote something happy, and here it is!

Summary: It's a Hogwarts talent show! 5 girls are showing off for their boyfriends. Who are they? Read on to find out! Summary sucks, but story is better.

Disclaimer: I no own, you no sue. Got it?

"Thanks you for that fine gymnastics exhibition, Hannah." Dumbledore said, walking back on stage.

"I wonder where Hermione and the others went." Cedric said to Harry, looking around.

"Yeah, Cho was just here, too." Harry said, confused.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Moulin Rouge!" Dumbledore said, walking back off.

The lights in the Great Hall went out, and the words 'Moulin Rouge' suddenly appeared on the wall. Then a huge white curtain appeared, covering up the stage. Five spotlights shone on the curtain, in five different spots, where the silhouettes of five girls could be seen behind the curtain.

Suddenly, a voice came from behind the curtain.

Where's all mah soul sistas

Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

And another voice, which sounded very familiar to Cedric, started.

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

Suddenly something clicked in Cedric's mind. 'No!' he thought.

"Hermione!" Harry, Ron, and Cedric all said, shocked. She was dressed in a red corset, boy shorts, and had a whip. And she was wearing 5 inch red heels. She walked down the stage to the front of the crowd as she sang,

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Struttin' her stuff on the street

She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! Uh huh

All the girls started singing along with Hermione.

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)

Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)

Creole Lady Marmalade

Then one of the girls started singing.

What what, what what

And Hermione sang along.

Ooh oh

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Voulez vous coucher avec moi

The same girl sang again.

Yea yea yea yea

Then Ron's eyes bugged out. "Ginny! What the bloody hell is she wearing?"

Ginny walked down the stairs. She was wearing a black corset, with matching boy shorts and a top hat, and 5 inch black heels. She started singing.

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that Magnolia wine

On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak yeah

The other girls sang along with Hermione and Ginny as they sang the chorus.

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)

Giuchie, Giuchie ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)

Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Parvati came out, and Ron spat out the pumpkin juice he was drinking. Parvati was wearing blue tights, a blue corset, had a whip, and matching boy shorts, and had blue heels on. She sang

Yea yea uh

He come through with the money and the garter belts

I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours?

Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry

Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari

Wear high heel shoes get love from the dudes

4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Hey sistas, soul sistas, better get that dough sistas

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case the meaning of expensive taste

If you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya

Mocha Chocalate-a what?

Creole Lady Marmalade

One more time

C'mon now

All the girls began to sing and dance provocatively with canes that had seemingly appeared out of thin air, since they hadn't had them when they walked out. They sang,

Marmalade….Lady Marmalade…Marmalade

Then it was Harry's turn to choke on his food. Cho was wearing a white corset, black boy shorts, a whip, and had pink streaks in her hair. She kicked her white high heels out as she sang,

Hey hey hey!

Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth

Color of café au lait alright

Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,

More-more-more

The girls all moaned in between each 'more', and could see how they were affecting their boyfriends. They were all crossing and uncrossing their legs, and looking very uncomfortable. They all smiled, because that was exactly what they had been planning on doing.

Ginny sang

Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

And Hermione added, while wearing a sexy "come get me" smile,

Livin' a grey flannel life

Cho added

But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,

More-more-more,

And everyone sang together one last time, acting as sexy as they could.

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)

Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous cocher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez vous cocher avec moi (all my sistas yea)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'mon! uh)

Then, Lavender walked out, wearing an old trench coat. The audience couldn't tell, but under the coat, she was as scantily clad as the other girls. She said,

"Cho…" and Cho sang oh Leaeaa Oh

"Ginny…" and Ginny sang Lady Marmalade

"Parvati…" and Parvati sang, Hey hey! uh uh uh uh

"Hermione…" and Hermione sang Oh oh oooo

"Rot wailer baby…" and the girls all sang Baby

"Moulin Rouge…" and Hermione sang, Oh

"Lavender here…"

And all of the girls sang,

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah

They all bowed to the clapping and automatically ran over to their boyfriends. Hermione instantly sat in Cedric's lap. He gave her a kiss, and while kissing her, said, "I think that you made a mistake while wearing that…"

Hermione kept kissing him and said against his mouth, "Why?"

"Because," Cedric said, smiling against her lips, "Now every time I see you, I'm going to picture you in that outfit, and I'm going to want to take you to my bed every time I see you."

"Well," Hermione said, pulling away, "That's not necessarily a bad thing." Cedric grabbed her and they ran to the head boy and girl's dorm and…well, I think you can imagine what happened there.

FIN

Well? Good? Bad? Really crappy or sucky? Let me know! Flames are accepted, but please try to not be too harsh in them. Also, I know that the descriptions sucked, but I was trying to remember what the girls looked like at the MTV Movie Awards when they performed it, and it's also really hard to describe what going on as each girl sang, so sorry. Anyway, please R&R! Thanks!

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