Dib: *arms crossed* You know, when I agreed to this, it wasn't with HIM. *points to a chained up Zim*
Zim: Hey! At least your here on your own free will! This stink beast-
Desi: *laughs nervously; covering his mouth* Ok thats enough talking...
Gir: HIYA!
Zim: Gir! Help me out of these chains!
Gir: But I wanna answer questions!
Desi: And dares! Fans are also aloud to do dares! But keep them rated T... I don't want this show becoming some kind of porn. O.o
Dib: Wait, what?
Desi: Heh... Crazy fans.
Red and Purple: *waking up*
Red: Where are we?
Purple: Who are you?
Desi: Your on my questionaire, where fans will post questions and dares in their reviews and I make you do answer and do stuff!
Purple: But I don't wanna!
Red: Hey! I am a Tallest! Zim! Get us out of these chains!
Zim: My apologies, my Tallest, for I too am chained up.
Desi: Yep! So all you IZ fans out there ask away! We've only got these characters for now, but we'll have any character you ask for! Which reminds me... WHERES LARD NAR? I WANTED LARD NAR ON HERE! He's the best!
Purple: You never did tell us where we were exactly.
Desi: Your in my bedroom, silly.
Dib: *looking around at the awesome room with a flatscreen tv, laptop, mini fridge, hottub, and dancefloor* This is your room...?
Desi: My fantasy room, your in my world now.
Zim: You mean we're inside your head?
Desi: Uh, I guess, if you want to make it sound insane then fine.
Lard Nar: *crashes through the ceiling* Hey, where am I?
Desi: *engulfs Lard Nar in a tight hug* Yay! Your finally here!
Lard Nar: Where am I?
Desi: Ugh, I'll explain later. ANYWAYS! Send me all your reviews, fans! Please? *Gives puppy dog eyes*
Purple: But I don't want to be here! DON'T SEND REVIEWS!
Desi: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HES JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A CUTE VORTION TO HUG!
Lard Nar: Who are you?
Gir: I WANT A GOAT TO HUG! *Yanks on Red's antennae*
Red: Zim! Control your SIR!
Zim: Gir! Get off my Tallest!
Gir: Aww... but I love my goat thingy...
Dib: *snickering* Man I wish I had my video camera with me.
Gaz: *Knocks down the bedroom door* DIB! Where'd you put my soda?
Desi: Hey! Gaz is here! This is awesome!
Gaz: I'm not staying.
Desi: I'll let you play my wii.
Gaz: *Peeks an eye open* Where is it?
Desi: *smiles* Right here. *Gestures over to the flatscreen*
Zim: Can Zim go home now? I have lots of... uh... NORMAL HUMAN BOY THINGS... yep. So can I leave?
Desi: NO! The questionaire hasn't even started yet! Come on fans, I know your just dying to give these characters a dare, I mean who wouldn't? Or perhaps ask some questions?
Dib: I have a question! Zim, how old are you?
Zim: *Growls* Zim doesn't have to answer that!
Desi: Accually you do. You signed a contract.
Zim: YOU LIE! Zim never signed this 'contract.'
Desi: I made you sign it when you were passed out.
Zim: *Eye twitches* 159
Red: *whispers to Purple* Has it really been that long since hes been born?
Purple: Ugh, at this rate he'll never die.
Desi: Enough! Ok, I'm closing this chapter now. Bye!
