Desi: Welcome to my IZ questionaire! I am Desiree' but you can call me Desi.

Dib: *arms crossed* You know, when I agreed to this, it wasn't with HIM. *points to a chained up Zim*

Zim: Hey! At least your here on your own free will! This stink beast-

Desi: *laughs nervously; covering his mouth* Ok thats enough talking...

Gir: HIYA!

Zim: Gir! Help me out of these chains!

Gir: But I wanna answer questions!

Desi: And dares! Fans are also aloud to do dares! But keep them rated T... I don't want this show becoming some kind of porn. O.o

Dib: Wait, what?

Desi: Heh... Crazy fans.

Red and Purple: *waking up*

Red: Where are we?

Purple: Who are you?

Desi: Your on my questionaire, where fans will post questions and dares in their reviews and I make you do answer and do stuff!

Purple: But I don't wanna!

Red: Hey! I am a Tallest! Zim! Get us out of these chains!

Zim: My apologies, my Tallest, for I too am chained up.

Desi: Yep! So all you IZ fans out there ask away! We've only got these characters for now, but we'll have any character you ask for! Which reminds me... WHERES LARD NAR? I WANTED LARD NAR ON HERE! He's the best!

Purple: You never did tell us where we were exactly.

Desi: Your in my bedroom, silly.

Dib: *looking around at the awesome room with a flatscreen tv, laptop, mini fridge, hottub, and dancefloor* This is your room...?

Desi: My fantasy room, your in my world now.

Zim: You mean we're inside your head?

Desi: Uh, I guess, if you want to make it sound insane then fine.

Lard Nar: *crashes through the ceiling* Hey, where am I?

Desi: *engulfs Lard Nar in a tight hug* Yay! Your finally here!

Lard Nar: Where am I?

Desi: Ugh, I'll explain later. ANYWAYS! Send me all your reviews, fans! Please? *Gives puppy dog eyes*

Purple: But I don't want to be here! DON'T SEND REVIEWS!

Desi: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HES JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A CUTE VORTION TO HUG!

Lard Nar: Who are you?

Gir: I WANT A GOAT TO HUG! *Yanks on Red's antennae*

Red: Zim! Control your SIR!

Zim: Gir! Get off my Tallest!

Gir: Aww... but I love my goat thingy...

Dib: *snickering* Man I wish I had my video camera with me.

Gaz: *Knocks down the bedroom door* DIB! Where'd you put my soda?

Desi: Hey! Gaz is here! This is awesome!

Gaz: I'm not staying.

Desi: I'll let you play my wii.

Gaz: *Peeks an eye open* Where is it?

Desi: *smiles* Right here. *Gestures over to the flatscreen*

Zim: Can Zim go home now? I have lots of... uh... NORMAL HUMAN BOY THINGS... yep. So can I leave?

Desi: NO! The questionaire hasn't even started yet! Come on fans, I know your just dying to give these characters a dare, I mean who wouldn't? Or perhaps ask some questions?

Dib: I have a question! Zim, how old are you?

Zim: *Growls* Zim doesn't have to answer that!

Desi: Accually you do. You signed a contract.

Zim: YOU LIE! Zim never signed this 'contract.'

Desi: I made you sign it when you were passed out.

Zim: *Eye twitches* 159

Red: *whispers to Purple* Has it really been that long since hes been born?

Purple: Ugh, at this rate he'll never die.

Desi: Enough! Ok, I'm closing this chapter now. Bye!