The adventure to get nachos! A Fred Fredburger story
By GrimAdventuresofMandy
"I want nachos!" Fred Fredburger said. He turned to the person next to him. "Do you have nachos?" Fred Fredburger asked 12 times. "NO I DO NOT NOW GET AWAY!" the person said. "I like nachos!" Fred Fredburger said. The person he talked to was sent to the hospital the next day. Apparently, he had given himself a crack in the head for banging his head on the train. "I must get nachos!" Fred Fredburger said. "Nachos! Get your nachos here!" a salesman yelled. Fred Fredburger dashed over. "Gimme nachos!" Fred Fredburger said. "Okay... 12 underworld coins." the salesman said. "And that's a discount." "Oh no! I only have 13 underworld coins!" Fred Fredburger said. "You have enough! Now give me the dough and I'll give you nachos." the salesman said. Fred Fredburger gave him pizza dough. "There you go!" He said. "NOT that sort of dough! Cash! Money! The green stuff!" the salesman said. "Oh." Fred Fredburger said. He handed over veggies this time. "Now gimme!" "If I do, will you go away?" the salesman asked. "YES!" said Fred Fredburger. "HERE YA PAIN TAKE EM TAKE ALL YOU WANT!" the salesman yelled. Then he went into a coma. "Yes!" said Fred Fredburger and he took the whole stand.
The end.
