Hiya! Its 11:30 at night and I'm BORED! So I decided to do one of them questionnaire/dare thingamajigs. Honestly I'm just bored so don't expect it to be good or anything, BUT NICNESS AND REVIEWS WILL BE REWARDED WITH MAJICAL COOKIES! M'kay, ONWARD TO...em...stuff(wow that was lame...I'm so lame right now)
A girl with short brown hair, green eyes, glasses, jeans and a red adventure time Tee walks on stage
Rebecca: How you doing people!
Crowd: BOO!
Rebecca: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?*huddles in a corner and cries*ANYWHO!*shoots back up*I'm doing a questionnaire/dare thing because I'm bored!(as explained)I'm to tired and lame to think of any cool twists or something so deal. M'kay? We have everyone here, as in EVERYONE! No one has been left out but some will probably be neglected. In fact I will be using my amazing "Author Powers of Doom" (which can do anything) to bring random characters from shows that are completely unrelated to this one! Like so:
*Marceline from Adventure Time pops up*
Marceline:*looks up from tuning her Ax bass*Hey.
Rebecca: HI!BYE!
Marceline: Um...yea*disappears in a puff of smoke*
Rebecca: Yeah, I like Adventure Time a lot to. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS INVADER ZIM! And speaking of said Invader, HERES THE CAST!
The curtain rises to see the cast all in different seats. Zim, GIR, and Gaz are tied up.
Crowd: What up with those 3 being tied up?
Rebecca: Hmm...I guess security had a hard time with them. I let other people do my dirty work.*grins*And now I get to bore you with my obsessive fangirl moment!
Crowd: Oh joy, another weird hyper fangirl...
Rebecca: SHUT UP!*glomps Zim*YAY FOR FANGIRLYNESS!
Zim: GET OFF OF ZIM AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!STY-OOPID FANGIRL!
Rebecca: Take a chill pill man! I won't be like this all the time, just right now because this is the first time I see you!*glomps GIR*YAY GI-
GIR:*bouncing up and down in his restraints*IMHYPER!AREYOUHYPER?CUZIMREALLYHYPER!WEEE-HOOO!
Rebecca: ...Zim what did you do?
Zim: Why do people always blame me?
Rebecca: *raises an eyebrow*
Zim:...I tried to take away the coffee but then your security slaves came and GIR chugged it down. Next thing you know GIRs tied to a chair and they had me in a chair but not tied. So of course I tried to get out but the stoopid HYOOMANS!...tied me up.
Rebecca: M'hmm. Okay...I can guess why Gaz is tied up.
Gaz:*growls*
Rebecca: Just one more person I need to glomp!*glomps Dib*DIBYKINZ!
Dib: NOOO!NOT A FANGIRL!AAAHHHH!
Rebecca: Relax, I'm not THAT vicious...okay yea I am but not ALL the time!
Dib:*twitching*Your not a...*gags* ZADR fan a-are you..?
Rebecca: BEE-OTCH!HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK THAT!*slaps him*
Dib: OW! Jeez PMS much..?
Rebecca: Well I AM 12...
Dib: um...and I'm 11..?What does age have to do with anything?
Rebecca: Your 11..?Oh you poor doomed child...DOOMED I TELL YOU!
Dib: WHAT DOES ME BEING 11 HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Rebecca: Because that means you almost 12,im 12 and I'm going through...stuff
Dib: What kind of-OH NO YOU-OH MY-OH HOLY-AAAAHHHHH!*runs around in circles*
Rebecca: Yup...your doomed! Its not like I WANTED to...you know...yea
Dib:*twitches*
Rebecca: Awkward...um anywho, NOW I GET TO HATE ON PEOPLE!
Crowd: Yaaay...
Rebecca: But don't you LIKE violence?
Crowd: VIOLENCE?YAAAAAY!
Rebecca: *waves fists in silent victory*Okay, lets get on with it. First: THE TALLESTS!
Purple: What? You hate us? THROW HER OUT THE AIRLOCK!
Rebecca: *yawns*this is getting long, ah well. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Red: GUARDS!GET HER!
2 Irken guards fly out and try to attack me but I shoot lasers at them and they fall to the ground, fried up. A cat like alien randomly walks on stage.
Cat Alien: Ooohh! Fried Irken? IM EATIN DINNER TONIGHT!*drags the two bodies away*
Rebecca: Their are aliens that EAT irkens? HOW INTERESTING...*grins evilly*
The Tallests: D-don't have us get eaten!
Rebecca: SHUT UP!IM IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED CRIMINAL MINDS AND PRENTICE DIED I THINK! And besides, I have MUCH worse things planned...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Tallests:*shiver*
Rebecca:Its getting long and late so I'll do that in the next chappy. By the way I hate you for being so mean to my lil Ziminims!
Zim: IM NOT LITTLE! And their not mean to me, I'm their best invader!
Rebecca: Poor poor Zim, stuck in denial
Zim: IM NOT IN DENIAL!
Rebecca: Well I still have to introduce the other people I hate! GIVE IT UP FOR...THE SWOLLEN EYE BALL NETWORK! Wait a minute, I hate them with every fiber of my being! CHEER FOR THEM AND I WILL END YOU!
Dib:*closes his mouth*But wait, I'M part of the SEN. Do you hate me too?
Rebecca: If I hated you then why would I glomp you?
Dib: True true...
Rebecca: Your not evil, well...all the time, BUT THEY ARE!
Dib: No their not!
Rebecca: SILENCE!MY RULES AND MY RULES SAY THEIR EVIL!*narrows eyes dangerously*Especially Dark Bootie...*hisses venomously*
Dib: What did they ever do?
Rebecca: *shrug*It's just fanfiction going to my brain
Dib: BUT FANFICTIONS ARE MADE UP!THEY NEVER ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING!
Rebecca: I SAID SILENCE!I usually don't let fanfictions change my opinion on characters but this was from my favorite fanfic of ALL TIME!ITS THE BEST IZ FANFIC IN THE WORLD!
Dib: I doubt that...
Rebecca: SHUT UP! If your curious its "What Will Be Will Be" by Cryssy-miu! If you like ZaDf and Zim and GIR family love(NOT THE OTHER KIND OF LOVE!0.o) then you'll love it!
Dib: I hate ZaDf to but its better then ZaDr...*shivers*
Rebecca: No one asked you! But I also hate ZaDr...bleck...but trust me! If you read the story you would hate them with a passion too! Besides, if they ever DID get Zim, they probably would be horrible and evil to him. Zim and GIR fans would hate them...especially GIR fans...oh how I utterly HATE THEM!
SEN: What did we do..?
Rebecca: I COULD GO ON A WHOLE RANT BUT I NEED TO END THIS SO I WON'T EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT TO!PEACE!
I angrily stomp off stage as all the characters stare at me.
Didja like it? Please give me feedback telling me if I could do something better or just questions/dares. BUT PLEASE REVIEW! And yes the story I was talking about is real and is (in my opinion) the best IZ fanfic ever written. I guess it depends on what you like but meh, I highly recommend reading it! I hope I'm not illegally promoting it or something...even though its not like she makes money off of it...well whatever. Don't sue me cuz I don't own IZ or AT and I fail at spelling so I won't attempt to say who owns them. If their are words missing I'm really sorry! My computer is made of crap...
