HELLO MY LITTLE KITTENS! This is just a little something I whipped up to motivate YaYu (YamixYuugiLover) to write more in LB (Love Bites)! If you have not read it click the back button and scroll down until you see it and click on it, right now. Enjoy!

John for the love of him had no idea why Sheamus was reading Twilight. Sure it just might be because Sheamus is a vampire and he's curious but any teenager could tell you what it was about (whether they liked it or not). But from the looks of it Sheamus was not amused. Actually he looked really pissed. After a few more minutes Sheamus closed the book and put it on the floor before walking out for a few minutes. When Sheamus walked back in he had one of those fire-proof gloves, a bucket, and a lighter. John watched as he placed the bucket down in the middle of the floor and slipped the glove onto his hand.

"Uh Sheamus…what are you doing?" John asked, looking upon the scene with a confused and slightly creeped out look on his face.

Sheamus looked at John, still glaring a little before turning his attention back to the bucket. He picked the book off of the ground for a moment, held it between his fingers over the bucket, and used the lighter to light it on fire. He held it in his hand for a moment before dropping it into the bucket and watching it burn with a steadfast expression on his face. John, who was just a little freaked out by this, walked over and stood next to Sheamus. He looked at Sheamus for a moment before looking down at the burning book, just staring as the flames consumed the pages. They both remained silent for a little while just watching the fire dance around before John spoke up.

"Is this safe?" John asked, not moving his gaze from the burning book.

Sheamus shrugged and raised his arm pointing at a fire extinguisher at the other end of the room. "I have no idea…."

They both watched the book burn until it was completely incinerated and the fire died down. They just stared at the ashes for a little while until Sheamus reached down and picked the bucket up, making his way towards the door. John looked up and watched Sheamus walk away for a little while before he finally decided to speak up.

"Where are you going?" John asked.

Sheamus paused in his steps for a moment before glancing behind him. "I'm going to go kill Edward Cullen with a wooden stake sprinkled with the ashes that currently reside in this bucket…..and a gun."

John could only stand there shocked as Sheamus made his way out of the room to find that sorry excuse for a vampire.


Edward Cullen's head shot up when he heard a knocking at his door, he had just taken his shirt off. "Who is it?"

"Oh you know who."

Edward Cullen was only given a few seconds to wonder before a bunch of bullets broke through the door and punctured his sparkly skin as blood flew everywhere. The door was kicked down by a ginger Irish vampire wielding an M.16 and a wooden stake that had ashes sprinkled on it. He stepped over the wreckage that used to be the door and walked over to Edward Cullen's bloody body. He rested the M.16 on his shoulder and looked down at the pathetic vampire with a smile.

"A real fucking vampire, fella."

Now if you are just that awesome you'll know that I based the last part off of the first scene in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episode 1. They even make a reference to Sheamus in the first episode! God I love that series but they take forever to update! Though I know Alucard has a twitter page and they have been really active lately so we might see another episode soon! I hope this helped motivate you YaYu! If it didn't….at least you had a good laugh (I hope). Don't bother asking me where SheaShea got the M.16 from, 'cause even I don't know O_O. Reviews are love!

Love and yaoi

~ladyknights104