Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Brothers nor No Good Deed. Such properties belong to Shigeru Miyamoto and the musical Wicked respectfully. This is a songfic. It is a work of fiction.

Eleka nahmen nahmen

Luigi this is my fault

Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen

Your manor is indeed robbed

Eleka nahmen nahmen

I doubt writing an apology letter will help

Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen

Maybe I can things right

Eleka nahmen nahmen

Would daddy let me to buy you some new stuff

Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen

No surely not since you Mario Brothers are daddy's enemies

Eleka nahmen nahmen

Could I reverse my spell?

Ah tum ah tum eleka: eleka:

But no it's too late for that

What good is this chanting?

I never should have taken Kamek's magicbook

I don't even know what I'm reading!

The magicbook is so precious. I love it.

I don't even know which trick I ought to try

To be bad or to be good is a quandry

One more disaster I can add to my
Generous supply?

I really messed up

Unlimited
The damage is unlimited

I thought to myself; wouldn't Luigi be so happy if his house was cleaned

To everyone I've tried to help
Or tried to love

No use trying to help or love anymore I suppose

Victim of my greatest achievement

I must be at fault for trying to do good

In a long career of distress
Every time I could, I tried making good
And what I made was a mess!

I see now I might have to follow in daddy's footprints

No good deed goes unpunished

I know good deeds don't pan out

No act of charity goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That's my new creed

I can take my lumps and learn

My road of good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
No good deed
Goes unpunished!

So what happens now I wonder

One question haunts and hurts

I feel hurt but it will pass

Too much, too much to mention:
Was I really seeking good
Or just seeking attention?

Luigi did I do magic for your sake or for my own

Is that all good deeds are
When looked at with an ice-cold eye?
If that's all good deeds are
Maybe that's the reason why

No longer, this I swear, shall I ever do good deeds

No good deed goes unpunished
All helpful urges should be circumvented

It is better I quash the urge to do nice things

No good deed goes unpunished
Sure, I meant well -
Well, look at what well-meant did:
All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then:

I'm wicked completely. That's the way it's gotta be.

I'm wicked through and through
Since I can not succeed

Being wicked is what I have chosen

promise no good deed
Will I attempt to do again
Ever again

I am a wicked koopa

No good deed
Will I do again!