Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Brothers nor No Good Deed. Such properties belong to Shigeru Miyamoto and the musical Wicked respectfully. This is a songfic. It is a work of fiction.
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Luigi this is my fault
Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen
Your manor is indeed robbed
Eleka nahmen nahmen
I doubt writing an apology letter will help
Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen
Maybe I can things right
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Would daddy let me to buy you some new stuff
Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen
No surely not since you Mario Brothers are daddy's enemies
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Could I reverse my spell?
Ah tum ah tum eleka: eleka:
But no it's too late for that
What good is this chanting?
I never should have taken Kamek's magicbook
I don't even know what I'm reading!
The magicbook is so precious. I love it.
I don't even know which trick I ought to try
To be bad or to be good is a quandry
One more
disaster I can add to my
Generous supply?
I really messed up
Unlimited
The damage is unlimited
I thought to myself; wouldn't Luigi be so happy if his house was cleaned
To everyone
I've tried to help
Or tried to love
No use trying to help or love anymore I suppose
Victim of my greatest achievement
I must be at fault for trying to do good
In a long
career of distress
Every time I could, I tried making good
And
what I made was a mess!
I see now I might have to follow in daddy's footprints
No good deed goes unpunished
I know good deeds don't pan out
No act of
charity goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That's my
new creed
I can take my lumps and learn
My road of
good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
No good
deed
Goes unpunished!
So what happens now I wonder
One question haunts and hurts
I feel hurt but it will pass
Too much, too
much to mention:
Was I really seeking good
Or just seeking
attention?
Luigi did I do magic for your sake or for my own
Is that all
good deeds are
When looked at with an ice-cold eye?
If that's
all good deeds are
Maybe that's the reason why
No longer, this I swear, shall I ever do good deeds
No good deed goes
unpunished
All helpful urges should be circumvented
It is better I quash the urge to do nice things
No good deed
goes unpunished
Sure, I meant well -
Well, look at what
well-meant did:
All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then:
I'm wicked completely. That's the way it's gotta be.
I'm wicked
through and through
Since I can not succeed
Being wicked is what I have chosen
promise no
good deed
Will I attempt to do again
Ever again
I am a wicked koopa
No good
deed
Will I do again!
