Don't blame me for what Allen-tan will say (or sing maybe)!!

Disclaimer: Did not own DGM


Lavi decide that the group consists of Allen, kanda, lenalee, krory and Miranda should end their hangout night at a club.

Lavi choose wisely and rapidly since he refuses to get strangle by kanda. The samurai was pissed of screaming and shouting to lavi that he rather go home with his moyashi and fuck him than wasting the silent night with a bunch of beggars.

In the end, kanda agree to follow them along after a cute seduction from Allen.

In the club

"Okay!! Who's going to sing next?!" Lavi wave his hand in the air with the microphone in his palm.

"Let me lavi!" Allen stands snatching the microphone from lavi.

Kanda twitch, he definitely enjoying himself groping and molesting Allen when the boy was sitting next to him.

"Yuu, this song for you 'kay?" Allen grin deviously.

Maybe you haven't realize it yet

But your eyes twitch like a freak

Say 'I love you' all you want

Because I love food more than you

Did you see your face on the mirror?

Your face like a rat eating a frog

But I was wrong, you were a frog with a rat face

I jump away from your arms

Running for my life

Did you know how to take a shower?

Because you smell like a dead fish

I pity all those girls

They didn't see the real you like I do

A pervert asshole fond of sex

I like to squeeze but you like to sneeze

And here I'm as a messenger

Dear kanda yuu…

You not going to put your dick inside me tonight!

Allen throw the microphone to krory telling him it's his turn to sing. The silver haired run for his life leaving a trailed of smokes behind him when he saw kanda's glare.

"Run all you want moyashi!! But I'll make sure to put my dick inside you tonight!!!!!" kanda chase his Allen.

Lavi and the rest burst out in a loud laughter. They won't be able to see Allen tomorrow since he won't be able to walk. Kanda is such a beast, and beast surely will never be gentle when they mating.


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