CH1new home, neighbors and strange gifts

I stepped out of my purple samurai jeep with the engine of a truck. I took a deep breath of pre storm air. I raised my hands as if to praise heavens above and yelled at the top of my lungs. "I'M FINALLY FREE! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!"

This was the last trip of transporting all my things to my sister's house. I've oafishly moved out. My parents made a fuss since tomorrow was my 18Th birthday. With the smell of a big storm coming on the Eva of my birthday, tells me that it won't be a normal one. Pulse on my way here just down the road between the neighbor's house and my sisters (the houses are far apart), I saw slender man. When I spotted him in the trees, for some reason I slammed on my brakes. My samurai was a soft top so I had the roof off to enjoy the storm socked air. I stood up in my seat, shouted and waved.

"HI SLENDY! HOWS THE KILLING THESE DAYS?!" after my greeting to my displacer he stepped out of the tree line several yards away, heading straight for me. "CHEATER! I HAVEN'T COLLECTED A PAGE YET! AND YOUR CAN'T MOVE WHEN I'M LOOKING!" I screamed as I fell in to my seat and floored it. I look in the rear view to see Slen doubled over shacking in what I know all too well to be laughter. Then sprouted tentacles used them to walk faster and headed in the direction of the neighbor's house.

No one would believe me when I say Mr. Slanders is slender man. It's just like when I was the only one what said Tobi was Obito. But Noooooo Tobi is Madara he said so himself. But now who's rolling in the dough. My Friends and I made a bet and I won in the end. Anyway if he was Madara, he wouldn't act so out of character like that, and Tobi is just 1 O from Obito.

I carried a very heavy box to the front door. Kohaku had left before I arrived with my first loud this morning. She was called in as a stand in for an assistant for a magician that was performing to night at the casino where she worked. Hay, it's not the first birthdays I've spent alone. As I struggled with the box, I spotted a shoe on the front step. With a note. I decided to read it.

Dear Anata,

I great you to your new home. From what your sister tells us you are very smart and observant. She also told me about your foresight about Tobi and me, and how you stuck with your theory that Tobi is Obito even when he had everyone to believe he wasn't. You were greatly reworded when everyone found you were right. I would like to confirm that you are right about me too. I wish to become a Friend to you and not a thing from your nightmares. So I got you this gift. The first of many, all for your birthday experiment. Enjoy.

Sinisterly

Mr. slender A.K.A. slender man

PS if you want to use a nickname you can.

(For people who don't even know who slender man is this is his symbol)

being me I look to see in the box. When I open it I nearly drop it. Inside was a pair of kittens.

"your now Ochimu" I tap the white one on the nose. "And you're now Mississippi." I taped the other. The kittens tilt their heads. "What has 4 eyes but cannot see? Mississippi. M. I. SS. I. SS. I. PP. I." Ochimu laughed. Mississippi glared at me. I heard at snickering noise behind me. By instinct I whip out my teaser and whirl around. I squalled when I saw who it was. First I made him lol,

And just now I tasered slender man!

"HOLY MOTHER OF KABUTO! OROCHIMARU NUDE ALL MIGHTY! TACK THE GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE! OH PAIN! (Lol pain wants to be god) I AM THE GIRL! DON'T KILL ME! "I scream getting laughing from the faceless man in the suite. And odd looks from the kittens. I didn't relay notes that since I was too busy cowering in fear. After a moment of nothing I peek out.

"Are you done? "Asked slender man. I straightened up and looked at the ground embraced. "Would you like help with your stuff?" he asked. I ran throw the pros and cons.

"Yes pleas" I finally said. Can't blame me. Those boxes were heavy. I can find ways to cram a lot of stuff in small spaces like puzzles. Slen attempted to pick up the box I had started with, which I made sure was the heaviest. Get the hard work done first. "Do you have a dead body in here?" Slen grunted succeeding to just pick the box up.

"First a box can is big enough to hold two bodies are if there cut into pieces. Second if there was a dead body I wouldn't be bringing it in to the house. I'd be some random ass sacrificial thing to Ward off evil entities. And it would have been part of the first trip." I said getting created out looks from the kittens and I think Slen is not sure; it's hard when there's no face. He was having some trouble getting up the porch steps. I propped open the door and managed to gather the guts just to approach him to help. I took the role of the person to walk backwards. We managed to get it in to my new room. "One down four to go." I said cheery. We got the rest of the boxes in my room.

"Do you need any help with unpacking?" Slen asked.

"No I'm good. I'm picky about were things go. And I don't like people looking throw my stuff." said. He nodded in understanding. Getting the boxes up to my room took the life right out of us. We had to rest. We sat on the floor of me room. I watched the two kittens sniffing the many boxes not just the ones that were just brought in. they meowed to each other. "I wonder what their saying." I thought aloud to myself.

"You can't understand them?" Slen asked.

"I can give a good guess of the topic, and the basic message of what their saying. I'm wanting to know exactly what their saying." I said absently.

"Oh, what do you think their saying?" he asked amused. I looked at the kittens sniffing a box of things I got from my grandmother's house. The stuff she said I could have when I move out. Mississippi was sniffing the box on the ground and Ochimu was on top trying to see in the box throw a small opening. Mississippi meow curiously up at Ochimu.

"Can you see inside?" I said. Ochimu meow back in disappointed interest. "No, but what's inside isn't like the other boxes." I said. Mississippi jumped up with Ochimu and looked in. he meowed with discovery. "I think I see an old camera. I don't know if he sees the camera it just popped into my head"

"here put this on" Slen said handing me a necklace. I put it on like he asks. "Now you can do all most anything you want to just by thinking." he said.

"Relay?" I asked

"made it myself." he said. "For example you can make the kittens talk and only you and those you choose can hear them" I looked at the kittens for a second. Then they started talking.

"This is driving me to insanity! What are in all of these boxes?!" Ochimu growled.

"Maybe we can get someone to open one or all of them?" asked Mississippi.

"We're kittens no one will understand us Kabuto." Ochimu groaned. Waite did Ochimu call Mississippi 'Kabuto'? I looked at Slen.

"Are those...? Are they..?" I couldn't finish.

"Yes they are Orochimaru and Kabuto." Slen said "there will be more. You could say what want about why I'm giving you so many gifts. But it all an experiment." he warned. That intrigued me.

"Can they be changed back? Will they be nude? What is this experiment? Who will I get next?" I asked.

"Yes, hot water human, cold water kitten's warm water doses nothing. Sadly yes they will. The last two are a surprise." he said.

"OPEN!" Kabuto wailed standing a box labeled anime. Ochambeau (ill mostly will be calling him Ochimu the whole time.) jumped up and joined Kabuto in the screaming.

"OPEN, OPEN OOOOPEEENNN!" they yowled. I got up and pull out a pocket knife. I opened the glinting blade and went over and knelt down. The ninja kittens jumped off the box. I cut the tape in one slice. I opened the box and flipped it over. Manga poured out. The kittens looked at the books with disappointment. It made sense, because my Naruto manga has its own box. I look back at Slen. He was gone. There was a note. I went to read it sense it didn't say collect 8.

It was just his house phone, his cell (yes he has a cell phone), and ...his. Wife's...cell. . . .HE HAS A WIFE? Oh wait that could makes sense. I myself have a major crush on orchi...I turned slowly to look at the kittens. They were looking for the next box to make me open. An evil grin spared across my face.

me: okay I know I said I was an Akatsuki kitten story but they will come later. I want to torcher Orochimaru first. There will be two members coming next chapter. I can't think of which two should come next. Comment which one you want Anata to get next.

Orochimaru: did I hear you torcher?

Me: no I said twirler.

Oro: I don't trust you on that.

Me: you don't trust me. Even after I save you from complete rejection.

Oro: I hate you.

Me: I love too ochimu.