Doctor Who
Tada! (The John Smith Division)
A
man steps up to a podium surrounded by hundreds of men. He taps the
microphone twice and clears his throat.
The crowd quiets.
"Hello,
gentlemen," He says, "My name is John Smith, and I assume so are
yours."
A chorus of yeses follows.
"Welcome to the first
meeting of The Anti-Doctor Association (Also called Tada!), John
Smith Division."
The crowd cheers.
"We have recently
discovered that 'The Doctor' has been using our name as his
alibi!"
The crowd boos.
"We're meeting now to put a stop
to this!"
Just then, the Doctor enters.
"Get him!" They
scream.
"Oh dear."
