Doctor Who

Tada! (The John Smith Division)

A man steps up to a podium surrounded by hundreds of men. He taps the microphone twice and clears his throat.
The crowd quiets.
"Hello, gentlemen," He says, "My name is John Smith, and I assume so are yours."
A chorus of yeses follows.
"Welcome to the first meeting of The Anti-Doctor Association (Also called Tada!), John Smith Division."
The crowd cheers.
"We have recently discovered that 'The Doctor' has been using our name as his alibi!"
The crowd boos.
"We're meeting now to put a stop to this!"
Just then, the Doctor enters.
"Get him!" They scream.
"Oh dear."