(this is a script from a deleted simpsons episdoe that wasnt aired because it was to family friendly)
Bart, Lisa time to open your presents. "yells homer"
Bart and lisa come running down the stairs with joy in their eyes becasue they finnally got to open their christams presents.
"this ones for you bart" says homer as he hands a present to bart.
bart opens the present.
"hey what the fuck is this shit?" says bart.
"its a PS2" says homer.
"I wanted a fucking PSTriple you fucking retard, why would I want this peice of shit its like 12 years old" Says bart as he throws the PSTriple on the ground in discust.
"I'm sorry bart its all I could afford" says homer
"all you could fucking afford! are you fucking kidding me? even nelson has a PSTriple and hes povo as shit" says bart
Bart runs to his room with his PS2 beacuse he was so angry. As bart enters his room he gets a phone call from millhouse.
"whadya get for christams bart?" says milhouse
"a fucking ps2" says bart
"LAWL a ps2 haha are you a pov cunt or something that is like 12 years old." says milhouse.
"what ever ya four eyed cunt anyway what dd you get for christmas?" says bart
"I got a new snapback and a varsity jacket now I can be the ultimate swag fag" says milhouse.
Bart then hangs up the phone in jelousy. He then walks to his mac book and logs into facebook. He sees a inbox from ralph and cliks on it.
Ralph: hey bart I heard you got a ps2 for christmas LOL XD ROFL. the message says.
Bartr quickly replies:
Bart: yeah well atleast im not a retarded cunt like you ya fucking faggot, every one knows you will grow up to be a fucking faggot cunt the rest of your pathetic life you miserable little cunt how dare you fuck with me I will fucking kill you cunt you think you can fucking make fun of me just beacuse i got a ps2 for christmas? I will rain a shit storm of agony upon you. you wont see me coming you wont hear me coming you will only feel the consant pain of one thousand milleniums unleashed apon you within a micro second. If only you had known the amount of pain that little smart ass message you sent me was about to give you, you might not of fucking sent it but now its to late, I will not forgive, I will not stop untill you are at the complete mercy of the underworld you little shit.
Ralph: Fuck you.
Bart smashes his mac book and throws it out of the window.
"how fucking dare homer get me a ps2 for christams. i am gonna teach that fat fuck a lesson"
Bart goes downstairs and knocks homer out in one punch.
"now cunt ya think its okay to but me a fucking ps2?" says bart
"I'm sorry bart I will take you to the store and buy you a PSTriple right now just down hurt me again." says homer.
"no its to late for that you fucking prick" says bart
Bart begins disassembling the ps2 and then building something out of the componets and wires. Within minutes bart had created a time machine. Bart grabs homer and they both travel through time to the year 1969 to the moon landing.
"what the fuck where are we?!" says homer
"shut ya mouth cunt" says bart
Bart then grabs the rocket before it launches and instructs homer to "bend over". Homer now understanding what bart plans to do with the rocket trys to plead with bart not to do it but bart is having none of that and begins shoving the rocket up homers asshole.
"ahhh kill me now" says homer as his asshole rupters and tears.
"This is what ya deserve for buying me a fucking ps2 ya fat fuck" says bart
after about 5 hours of sodomizing homers asshole with a rocket bart got bored and took homer and himself back to their own time. even though Homers asshole was now a gaping hole the size of large rock pool he wasnt mad with bart because he had learned a valuble lesson.
THE END
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