(denmark x norswag)DENNOR SHMENNOR - A FANCOCk bouy Krayfishland
once upon a tiem there lived a kawaii country named dencrack because he was a ruggy lol jk. and so like he has a bro named doneway land because he was always done w/ mandark because norgay totes has a tumblo like they were sitting on a couch painting each other's nails and talking about cute murder and like then norwei said " ." and then dickmark was all "hay norgay lolol get it dicks and gays lol!111 its like pocky with chocolate its meant 2 be" and then norgay just stared at him like "i will make u squat in ur grave" and so then denmark looks down and back up with anime eyes at norhay and he was klike "A-Ah~" and norway blushed like full animu shota (but he was pretty musciline cos he a vikign duhh!11 shota viking lol guys u guys r stupid uh, no shit?) and then norway wrapped his arms around den's neck like a dik in a tight whispered "otaku.." and denmark bit his lip and went "mmhn..ravioli ravioli..gimme ur norgayoli.." and then norway threw himself at denmark and his crotch appeared in denmark's face and then he was like "i forgot 2 water my dandetigers"
"u mean dandelions" said gaymark with a white girl expression
"no" norway turned around 360 degrees 2 face denmark on his back as his anatomy fucked up and his spine majykklee didnt br8k.
"oOOUUHH!111" SAID DENMARK AS HE FUCKING GOT WHAT HE EMANT HE GAINED KNOWLEDGE.
and then Doorway watered the plants with a constipated face, he felt like the dandepantherns were judgin him cos he was blue in a blue worl. denmark had enough of norgay's shit and he was like
"NOREASTBAY.I AM GOING TO SEDUCE YOU" he said by then stood up amkiing norwayroll off of him on the ground and then denmark ripped his clothes off and revealed a kawaii desu chippendale dancer outfit and basically danced 4 him to pipi longstocking's theme song and norway got a stone boner (keep in mind its actual stone that had a sword stuck in it) and then denmark leaned down, his pants ripping kawaiily and he said ratchetly "penis" and then grabs him by norway's shirt and fuckING THREW HIM AT THE WALL MAKING IT BREAK AND BREAK ANOTHER WALL ALL THE WAY TO THE BEDROOM AND ALL THE PIPES BREAK AND LEAK AND THEN NORWAY APPEARS ON THE BED IN ROSES WITH HIS EXPOSED kawaii chest with musciline man titties. then denmark leaped with a confident mochi america face and jumped on top of norwei and then they had kawaii hetere-resexual sexy sex (notice i said sex 3 times and 3 plus 3 is 6 and 3 6's is 666 WAKE UP AMERIcA ILLU MiNATO)] and then denmakr ripped his pants with a butterknife revealing a huge ass soRD and then fuked norway's tight butt with it and he was totes fine cos he a reel man as they Arnold theme played as they fricked and then when they both wer eabout to cum, dongmark shouted "YO GABBA GABBA" and jizzed hard and then the fire nation all fucking died because denmakr drowned the whole fuckign population of denmark with his god damn sperm wtf
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Warning:This fanfiction contains countries with penis swords and actual rock erections and tight virgin buttholes having sexual suitable for infants but for need jobs.
