Disclaimer: I sooo own Ranma 1/2 … snap out of it … I wish though…sigh

Anyways I do not own the series Ranma 1/2 or any of its characters as mentioned: Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Soun, Genma, Dr. Tofu, Happosai, Ukyo, Ryoga/P-Chan, Shampoo, Mousse, Cologne, Tatwaki and Kodachi Kuno, Sazuke, Asuza Shirotori or Mikado Sanzenin, Hikaru Gosunkugi, Pantyhose Taro and other weird but rather entertaining characters and I thank the heavens for Rumiko Takahashi, the rightful owner, for creating this wonderful story!!

(Oh that sounds so cheesy!)

Anyway, this is my first fanfic ever!! Not only of Ranma but of anything for that matter, so please don't be harsh if it's crappy or boring. Thanks .

"The Deepest Feeling"

By Lorerom1218

Ch.1- Happosai's Request

(Tendo Dojo)

It was a peaceful day in the Tendo Dojo. Soun Tendo and Genma Saotome sat in their usual spot, as the light from the evening sun lit up their usual shogi match.

"Well, Saotome, it's a beautiful, peaceful evening for me to beat you today" said Soun.

"Well Tendo" Said Genma grinning. "It's a beautiful, peaceful evening to tell you that you're wrong."

Suddenly, their attention was drawn to a voice yelling "RAAAAAAAANNNNMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!". Something fell to the pond aside of them, making the water splash both Soun and Genma. A few seconds later, a pigtailed red-headed girl in a red Chinese shirt came out of the pond.

"Gosh Akane, you are so UNCUTE!!!"

The panda watched the red-head as Soun quickly rearranged their game of chess.

"Yeah, well maybe you'll think next time before messing with my P-Chan!"

"Check mate." Said Soun. Genma held up a sign that read "cheater".

Ranma got out of the water, yelling "Geez Ryoga, one of these days bacon-breath!! One of these days!!"

[Akane's room

Akane walked into her room with P-Chan in her arms. She sat down on her bed and conversed with her beloved piggy.

"What a jerk! I mean, who the HELL does he think he is?!?! Honestly! First ruining our wedding five months ago and now I find him trying to kill you, P-Chan! What a loser! Getting jealous of a pig... Why does he get like that anyway?… If I'm so 'uncute' and such a tomboy as he says."

"Bwee! Bwee!" Responded the pig. Akane placed the pig on the floor as got up and began yelling.

"I mean, honestly. IF HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME THEN WHY DOES HE EVEN BOTHER TO STAY HERE?!?!"

P-Chan could do nothing less than to sit there and watch Akane's blue aura grow around her.

"WHY DOESN'T HE MARRY HIS OTHER STUPID FIANCEES?" Yelled Akane as she breathed heavily.

"Well, it's not so easy dealing with your little boyfriends either, y'know…"

Ranma, back to his male form, was awfully calm with his arms crossed, lying against the wall by the door.

"And what the hell are YOU doing in my room!"

"Eaves dropping…" said Ranma as he cleaned his nails.

"Oh and you say it so calmly huh?!?"

"Well, at least I'm being honest! Oh and I also came to see if I can find something to eat for dinner" he said as he stared at P-Chan with hateful eyes.

"BWEE!!" screamed P-Chan as he jumped at Akane for protection.

"Oh yeah! Hide in my Akane…. ahem mega blush I MEAN, AKANE!"

"Hmph…"Akane frowned and turned her face away from him. "Why do you care anyway? Don't you have other fiancées that don't own any pets? All I'm doing is protecting my P-Chan from your horrible hands!" Said Akane.

"Yeah, protect P-Chan my ass! So what, do you defend all your boyfriends too?!?!"

"He's just a pig! And what do you mean other boyfriends?!?!"

"Oh please Akane! Don't act stupid with me!" Ranma screamed...

"I, upperclassmen Tatewaki Kuno, age 17, also known as the blue thunder of Furnikan High, shall marry thee, Akane Tendo" Ranma said, imitating Kuno.

"Or what about 'Akane! Akane! I'm so lost without you Akane!'" he said, imitating Ryoga.

"BWEE!!!!!!!!" Ranma ignored the pig and continued his act.

He pulled down his eyes and sucked in his face, pretending to be Gosunkugi . "Hi Akane! If I do voodoo on you will you marry me?"

Akane stood there, speechless. Is it that he truly cares about me?

"And not to mention Kirin and that Toma brat with the stupid illusion sword and Shinosuke!!! Man I hate that jerk Shinosuke!! He actually said he loved you …. He actually though he could take you away from me… psssh"

Ranma stopped talking, realizing what he had just said.

"I-I—I mean, not like.. I… I was jealous or nothing… I mean who could actually fall for a tomboy like y----"

Akane's desk chair hit him right in the face. He had to mess it up. There. He did it again, him and his motor mouth. Man, I really need to learn how to shut up.

"Just who the HELL do you think you are?! You stupid cross-dressing pervert!"

And so, she began imitating Ranma's aspiring lovers. "Hiya!!! Shampoo marry Ranma yes? Or what about Ranma darling will marry me or Ranma, honey, will marry me and we'll live off Okonomiyaki for the rest of our lives. Not to mention the scribbled Panda and -"

BOOOOOOM

Akane was cut off by a loud sound. Suddenly something broke in from the walls of her room.

"AKANE!" Ranma exclaimed as he flew to save her and successfully grabbed her in his arms. A strange male figure appeared from the dust of the falling walls, carrying a small bundle on his left hand.

"Is that…" wondered Ranma.

"Happosai?" asked Akane.

"Well, well, well Saotome, we meet again…" the figure spoke.

"Pantyhose?!?! What the hell you doin' here?"

"Yeah, it's nice to see you too…" He lifted the old man on his left hand. "Happosai here… well he said the only way he was going to change my name was if I brought some girl to him…" Pantyhose stated with a grin.

"No, HELL no. Uh-uh, there's NO way you're taking me for that old shit's perverted thoughts." Ranma set Akane down and took his battling position.

"Wow… aren't you cocky, Saotome? I didn't come for you… I came for her."

Pantyhose grabbed Akane with an unbelievable speed and headed out the hole in the wall.

"No!! Wait!! I—I'll go instead of her! Put her down, jerk! She has nothing to do with this!"

"Sorry Saotome, if Akane is the one Happosai wants, Akane is the one Happosai gets…" Pantyhose grabbed a bottle of cold water from his belt and splashed it over himself. Soon his demonic form took over and began his way off.

"No way! You ain't taking my Akane, you ass!" Ranma jumped to kick the demon, but with only a punch from Pantyhose, he flew across the sky and landed in the ki pond.

"Ranmaa!!!!!" Screamed Akane as the demon flew away.

Author's Note:

Ok I know this pretty much sucks but as I said, this is my first fanfiction ever so yeah… Well if this bored you I already uploaded the second chapter… it gets better I promise!! The whole point of this fanfic is for it to be WAFFy so it will get very WAFFy… eventually D Hope you liked it!