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A/N: This is slash. As in guy/guy. As in if you don't like it don't read it. Oh, and its also complete random nonsense that I came up with after a night of absolutely no sleep. Pairings- Eric/everyone (guys, anyway). Also quite a bit OOC. Oh, and at this time Kelso is with Jackie and Eric and Donna are broken up (I don't remember if that was an actual time period, but whatever.) I also have never seen the series finale or a lot of the last season, if that matters with the storyline.
CHAPTER 1 (Eric learns something):
I know something you don't know.
Those words, uttered by our good ole friend Buddy from that one episode, started off a chain reaction that would forever change our lovable 70's gang.
What do you know?
Stupid, stupid Eric. So naïve is he.
So, in a confiding tone, leaning in so close that Eric began to feel self-conscious, Buddy informed him that a member of his group was G-A-Y.
At first, Eric thought that Buddy was just coming on to him yet again, even if it had been awhile since that one kissing incident. But after further investigation he found out that Buddy was not talking about him. And he was dead serious in his claim. He should know, right? Gay people do have some sort of radar- the gay radar- gaydar. Eric giggled at his word play.
This revelation tormented the teen for days. He was constantly searching for hints of gayness (not that Eric would know what clues there would be) among his friends. With every touch or question he would think that one of his dear, old friends finally could not stand the sexual tension any longer and just HAD TO HAVE HIM! And then they would leave to go make out with their girlfriends, or whore for the night.
Finally, Eric could not stand the torment any longer. He had to find out who it was. So began THE ADVENTURES OF GAYDOM!!!!!
Starring…
TOPHER GRACE…. as the naïve but hopelessly cute ERIC FORMAN
ASHTON KUTCHER… as the idiotic but lovable MICHAEL KELSO
DANNY MASTERSON… as broody and paranoid and h-o-t STEVEN HYDE
and…
WILMER VALDERRAMA…. as that weird foreign kid
Oh, and some girls I don't care about.
