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Chouji and Shikamaru didn't know how they got into this situation but they did.
And, man, did they not like it all.
They were just enjoying a peaceful picnic together on a hill when all of a sudden.
They were corned.
No.
More like surrounded by their so called friends.
Yes, Shikamaru refused to admit any of them were his friends when they started asking him and Chouji. . .umm. . . 'interesting' questions to say the least. . .
"Have you two done it yet?" asked a very blunt Naruto. The couple were holding themselves back from killing the young Hokage, gripping their kunai's until their plams bled.
It would've been easier if it'd just been Naruto, but of course this is Naruto and he did not come alone.
Kiba, Akumaru, Shino, Ino, Sasuke, and Kakashi had decided to follow the blonde.
Not only follow but put in their two cents in as well. Even Akumaru's barks sounded like some perverted teasing.
Kiba climbed over Naruto to get in front of the two blushing boys. Shikamaru tried to hide it by rubbing his temples and tried to act frustrated while Chouji chewed on his rice ball thoughtfully.
"So Troublesome. . ."
"There really adorable now that their going out." whispered Ino to Kakashi, who nose was in a book, but he nodded none the less. Shino frowned feeling sorry for them while Sasuke curiously watched from behind them.
"Maybe they'll let me video tape them kiss. . ." wondered Ino, tapping her chin.
"Bark!" came Akumaru's response, Kiba nodded at him and grinned.
Not good.
All those embaressing quiestions had not prepared them for this. Not emotional training. Nothing.
"Who's uke?"
Cue Chouji's rice ball to fly into Kakashi's hair and Shikamaru's yelp of surprise.
Fine more like a roar.
"WHAT!"
"Ya' know, the catch-" Kiba started.
"We know what it means!" shouted a flustered Shikamaru. He cradled his head in his hands, shaking his head slighty. "Why me? Why these guys?" he asked himself aloud. Chouji remained silent a small blush on the Akimichi's tattooed cheeks.
Kakashi grinned behind his mask, thinking about how much the little Nara reminded him of his Iruka-chan and joined in the teasing, putting his book down. Oh, and flicking the riceball out of his hair.
"Well, Well, Isn't Shika-kun a noisy uke?"
Awkward.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S SO CUUUUUUUTE!"
"BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA lAZY ASS IS A UKE!"
Chouji tapped Shikamaru on his shoulder.
"OH CHOUJI! OH! OH!"
Shikamaru looked at him and blinked before Chouji pounced.
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAA- . . .what the hell?"
"I think we should leave them alone. Now." stated Kakashi before dragging them off to leave the couple to their not so private make out section.
"Ino put the camera down."
"Aww."
Okay Ino had to be dragged away along with everyone else. . .well except Akumaru. . . .he can stay. . .he's cool like that.
'I knew Shika was Chouji's bitch. . .' thought Akumaru.
Who knew?
Hehehehehehe
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