pidgeotto added lancinglights, kogayness, mattatta, takashishirogone, alluring, and hunkerdink to the chat

pidgeotto changed the group name to T MINUS ONE WEEK RIP IN PIECES

pidgeotto: WHAT'S UP YOU HEATHENS ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEMESTER

lancinglights: nO! PIDGE WHY

lancinglights: I'm not ready to think about school yet

pidgeotto: too bad

mattatta: so sad

alluring: alexa play despacito

takashishirogone: n o

kogayness: don't you mean despashiro

takashishirogone: KEITH, NO

kogayness: Keith YES

lancinglights: dessssssspaaaaaaSHIROOOO

takashishirogone: that was ONE TIME

takashishirogone: i'm too old for this

mattatta: i'm too old for your FACE

takashishirogone: matt what does that even MEAN

pidgeotto: "what do u meme"

mattatta: shut ur fuck

pidgeotto: MOM MATT TOLD ME TO SHUT UP

mattatta: hdhshsjsjl it's not like mom can HEAR U

pidgeotto: it's the principle of the thing

kogayness: hang on

kogayness: Matt said the fuck word and that's not the most relevant thing to tattle on him with?

takashishirogone: "the fuck word"

alluring: "the fuck word"

lancinglights: "the fuck word"

kogayness: LISTEN

pidgeotto: "the fuck word"

kogayness: shut ur fuck

hunkerdink: what did I just walk into

lancinglights: HUNK

lancinglights: MY MAN

hunkerdink: hi Lance :)

hunkerdink: what is UP my dudes

lancinglights: oh you know just UTTERLY PANICKING ABOUT THE NEW SEMESTER

hunkerdink: o fuck

lancinglights: exactly

hunkerdink: SHAY

hunkerdink added shayliens to the group

shayliens: WHAT

hunkerdink: SCHOOL

shayliens: oh shit u right

shayliens: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

hunkerdink: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

lancinglights: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAH

kogayness: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

shayliens: what happened to the summer? wasn't May just, like, yesterday?

pidgeotto: It sure feels like it

pidgeotto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

pidgeotto: I didn't even get to finish working on Rover

pidgeotto: and with school starting next week it's gonna take FOREVER now

mattatta: i can help

pidgeotto: shut up you're like a hundred years old

pidgeotto: you have a job

mattatta: I'M TWENTY THREE YOU CRETIN

takashishirogone: oh god we're old

alluring: No we are NOT

alluring: Matt. Kashi. We are literally still in grad school.

takashishirogone: ANCIENT

alluring: NO,

kogayness: it's okay Shiro, I'll juggle flaming swords at your funeral like you always secretly wanted

takashishirogone: Keith what the fuck

lancinglights: no, let him speak

lancinglights: I want to hear more

alluring: WE AREN'T EVEN TWENTY-FIVE YET

alluring: NO ONE IS DYING

alluring: but someone might if we don't all go to bed soon

alluring: it's Lateā„¢

lancinglights: did Allura just use a TRADEMARK

kogayness: oh my god they really are dying

alluring: SHUT

shayliens: lmao I'm going to bed guys

shayliens: night

hunkerdink: Night Shay! Love you!

shayliens: love you too babe!

takashishirogone: we should all go to sleep

pidgeotto: never

pidgeotto: sleep is for the WEAK

mattatta: go to bed u heathen or I'll call dad and tell him you're up in the attic pulling an all nighter

pidgeotto: HOW DARE

mattata: SLEEP

pidgeotto: FINE FUCK YOU

pidgeotto: GOODNIGHT

lancinglights: Night Keith, apple of my eye, light of my life, peanut butter to my jelly time,

kogayness: Night you meme loving avocado

alluring: Night!

takashishirogone: Goodnight!

mattatta: don't let the bed bugs bite!

alluring: MATT.

mattata: KIDDING GOODNIGHT