One-shot, from Kyle's point of view.

Fuck. No way. No Fucking way. i can't believe he would do this to me. I've been dating Eric cartman for 2 years and he fucking cheated on me with Wendy testaburger. Actually, he still is cheating on me. They're doing it in the living room. I'm so kicking Cartman out of this fucking house. Poor Stan, Wendy is cheating on him too! I've taken a picture of them, through the gap in the stairs, and I've told Stan to come round. He'll be here just after Cartman and Wendy both leave.

Ok, the bastards have stopped now. they're dressed now too. And... Stan is here! Cartman and Wendy just left through the backdoor, and I'm heading down to invite him in.

Switching out of Kyle's train of thoughts.

"I can't believe this Kyle. I trusted Wendy with my heart. And she threw it away. For Eric fucking Cartman of all people."

Stan is in tears, yet he's really angry.

"I kinda have a plan to get them back..."

Cool. I've caught Stan's attention.

"Go to Your house and get all of Wendy's stuff. I'll take all of Cartman's, and we will burn it in the background." Stan smiled. "Alright, but we'll have to do it in under the 6 hours they're out."

Switching back to Kyle's diary

I run around the house, taking anything that's his. That stupid robot costume he used to trick Butters, the Stick of Truth, all his chimpokomons and anything else I could find.

I than group texted everyone I could think of what Cartman and Wendy did, along with the picture I took, and then about the fire. Loads of people were coming too see those bastards get what they deserved. Butters was coming, as was a few of the goths, Craig and Tweek, along with Craigs old gang arrived early to help build the pile, and Kenny came with Timmy. Other people came too, but there were so many people I couldn't remember all of them.

Cartman has just parked outside with Wendy by his side, and Stan and I are waiting for them. Ok... here we go.

"Hey guys!" Wendy's voice is so annoying. I raise my hand and show them the picture. The color drains from their faces. "Hey Kyle, where'd you photoshop that?" I walk instinctively to the back yard next to Stan. Like planned, they follow. Bebe spits on Cartman. Craig flips him off. "Hey guys."

Cartman is such an asshole. "Cartman, what do you reckon is in that pile?"

They both study the pile. "That's... all our stuff."

"You are both cheating bastards and all these people are here to watch everything you own burn. After that, you can both get out of our houses." Token walks up to the pile and pulls a matchbox out of his pocket. With a glare at the two cheaters, I watch as he throws it on the pile. It's amazing. Everything's burning. Wendy's makeup, and shoes and other crap, are melting.

As they cry and get beaten up by angry ex-friends, I Stan next to Kyle and decide to give in.

To give in to the one thing I've wanted to do for so long.

I kiss Stan. He kisses back.