Prologue

"Lily I need you to push, NOW!" yelled Madame Pomfrey.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Lily Potter; meanwhile, outside the hospital door James Potter waited for his son to be born. Hearing the screams from his wife didn't help his nervousness one bit.

"It'll be alright James, Pomfrey knows what she is doing" said Sirius who was standing on the opposite wall from his best friend. "Why do you think Dumbledore called her here for your son?" he asked.

"Well why don't you try being a father. Then you'll understand" James responded coldly. After seeing Sirius' expression he quickly realized that he just insulted his best friend. "Sorry Sirius, I forgot…"

"No, worries mate, but now if you want a dog, you have to let me fuck your wife James" Sirius responded with a perverted smile on his face.

James chuckled and said, "If she really wanted to have fun with a dog, she would have fucked Remus", both men laughed so hard that both their faces turned red.

"What's so funny?" asked Dumbledore. Both James and Sirius quickly retained their straight faces and stood up properly.

"Nothing" they said in unison, earning a small smirk from Dumbledore.

"You know, you only have to show respect when you're at Hogwarts. Out here, you should treat me like another friend" said Dumbledore with a smile.

Sirius chuckled and said, "Well our respect for you extends beyond the boundaries of the school."

Dumbledore beamed at Sirius and said "Thank you Sirius…James, how is it going along?"

As though inn response, Lily let out an ear-deafening scream.

"I see…did she just get into labor?" Dumbledore asked.

"Yeah" James replied.

The room door opened to reveal a partially bloody Madame Pomfrey. "So who would like to see little baby Harry first?" she asked.

Both Dumbledore and Sirius stepped inside the room, but before James could step inside, Madame Pomfrey grabbed his wrists.

"What are you doing?" James asked.

"I need to talk to you about something" she said, and then pulled him into another room. "Now, what is your relationship with Narcissa Malfoy?"