I was thinking... what if Emmett decided to sing the Veggie Tales theme song? I got the idea to do this after reading a fanfic in which the author made Emmett sing several classic songs from our favorite vegetables. Props to that author for the idea (sorry but I couldn't be bothered to look up your name :P) and I DO NOT OWN THIS IDEA! I JUST WANTED TO DO THE THEME SINCE THE AUTHOR DIDN'T DO IT. With that being said, onto the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not now, nor ever, own Twilight and all the super hot vamps *sigh Edward sigh* that it contains, no matter how much I wish I did. Wait, maybe I could buy it online... TO EBAY!! (which I don't own, either)

Also, if you don't know the theme already, it helps to listen to it while reading.

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Emmett: I feel like singing a song, Eddiekinz!!

Edward: Oh dear god, what song is it this time, Emmett?

Emmett" You have to use our special code names, Eddiekinz!

Edward: No.

Emmett: Yes.

Edward: No.

Emmett: Yes.

Edward: Oh, alright! Fine... please begin, Emmie-bear.

Emmett: YAY!! sings... If you like to talk to psychics, if a mind-reader can make you smile, if you like to waltz with clumsy humans, up and down the blood bank aisle...

Esme: HAVE WE GOT A BOOK FOR YOU!!

All: Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight, Twii-liight

Carlisle: Veggie vamps! Self control! It's all in

All: Twii-liight!

Rosalie: My beauty! Vanity! It's all about me!

All: Twii-liight!!

Jasper: Emotions! Strange mood swings! Bloodlust!

All: Twii-liight!

Alice: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a book like Twii-liight!

Emmett: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a book like Twii-liight!

Bella: It's time for Twii-liiiii-iiiiiii-iiii-iii-iight!

TUBA NOISE

-insert children's laughter here-

Edward: Oh, brother...

A/N: I was bored. This randomness came to me while remembering a fanfic I read recently. Hope I didn't bore ya to death. Oh and review my spastic craziness please! Tank U!!!