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A/N This is gonna be quite short because I was in the middle of it when the thing deleted so here is my new excuse to stay away from Marc.
A Hogwarts Talent Show
"The first act will be performed by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy," Every jaw in the Great Hall dropped. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy???? they were all thinking.
"WHAT THE???????" Ron yelled. His best friend was doing a duet with his worst enemy. That was not natural.
"Please students calm down. They will be singing a song by the popular muggle group N*SYNC," Dumbledore informed them. The music started,
(Chorus)
If I wasn't a Celebrity
Would you so nice to me
If I didn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me
If I couldn't by you diamondrings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me
If I wasn't a celebrity
All the girls on the Great Hall thought they were going to pass out. Harry and Draco weren't only severly hot they also had great voices. They had leather pants and wife beaters on(God I think I'm gonna pass out).
Lately I've been doing a little thinking 'bout the things that satisfy you
It's making me wonder 'bout the things that you see in me
I hate the way you like to say your man's a, Harry sang in his silky smooth voice, celebrity, Draco finished in his totally delicious voice.
Baby what's the deal I thought you wanted me for me Harry continued.
You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
'Cause you keep pushin' me away
'Cause I ain't got no time to play, so I say, Draco sang as Harry danced a bit for the crowd. They sang the chorus two times as they went to slap hands with the crowd that had gathered to get a better look at the two boys.
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity they whispered into the mics.
I'm glad that you are having a good time livin' the life that I've laid out for me
Constantly splurging, spending my money on everything you see, Draco conjured up a CD that turned into a crystal plate, he was spinning it around when it turned into a diamond and threw it into the crowd, while he was singing.
It would be different if you had something
Maybe like a,Draco sang, J-O-B Harry offered.
You need to get your thing together, yeah, Draco finished as Harry started on the next verse.
You gotta stop runnin' games sayin'
It ain't about my fame
'Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say, Harry and Draco launched into the chorus and sang it two times again. Neither Draco or Harry could hear themselves very well because of the catcalls.
If you really loved me, you'd try and show that it ain't even about my name
But you tried to use me, you lie to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now I'm leaving you behind
I've found somebody who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity they whispered again.They finished with singing the chorus about four times. When the music stopped Harry thought a bomb had exploded. Draco just couldn't believe it. Before they walked off the stage they actually did something friendly to one another and slapped the others hand. Not so the other would feel pain like they normally did if they touched each other but like friends this time. They both walked off the stage to their house table. Girls were still screaming and the ones that they didn't sit by were pouting.
"Harry!!! That was so awesome!! Might I add you should wear leather more often!" Hermione screamed as he walked over to her and Ron.
"At first I thought you'd gone insane for singing with Malfoy but now I Know you're insane!" Ron said jokingly.
"Thanks," Harry told both of them. Over at the Slytherin table where hottie number two is there were no guys who complimented him only girls. One even went as far as to pinch his backside(hehehe). Harry and Draco were both thinking the same thing: Maybe being a celebrity isn't so bad afterall.
"Now for act two" Dumbledore said.
A/N I'll write the next chapter tomorrow. Thanks to all of you who review in advance. That is why I wrote this. The reason Harry and Draco are thinking the same thing is: Hermione's beaming at Harry and in this story Harry likes her, Draco is thinking that because he, being the (how should I put this?) badboy(that doesn't make sense but I don't care) that he is, enjoyed all the attention and not to mention a girl pinched his butt(but, whatever I don't care). Thank you for reading this insanity. Chapter 2 spoilers: It's called Act 2 and the second act is in it(hehehehe I'm evil) The box down there does have a purpose, Review please.
A/N This is gonna be quite short because I was in the middle of it when the thing deleted so here is my new excuse to stay away from Marc.
A Hogwarts Talent Show
"The first act will be performed by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy," Every jaw in the Great Hall dropped. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy???? they were all thinking.
"WHAT THE???????" Ron yelled. His best friend was doing a duet with his worst enemy. That was not natural.
"Please students calm down. They will be singing a song by the popular muggle group N*SYNC," Dumbledore informed them. The music started,
(Chorus)
If I wasn't a Celebrity
Would you so nice to me
If I didn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me
If I couldn't by you diamondrings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me
If I wasn't a celebrity
All the girls on the Great Hall thought they were going to pass out. Harry and Draco weren't only severly hot they also had great voices. They had leather pants and wife beaters on(God I think I'm gonna pass out).
Lately I've been doing a little thinking 'bout the things that satisfy you
It's making me wonder 'bout the things that you see in me
I hate the way you like to say your man's a, Harry sang in his silky smooth voice, celebrity, Draco finished in his totally delicious voice.
Baby what's the deal I thought you wanted me for me Harry continued.
You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
'Cause you keep pushin' me away
'Cause I ain't got no time to play, so I say, Draco sang as Harry danced a bit for the crowd. They sang the chorus two times as they went to slap hands with the crowd that had gathered to get a better look at the two boys.
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity they whispered into the mics.
I'm glad that you are having a good time livin' the life that I've laid out for me
Constantly splurging, spending my money on everything you see, Draco conjured up a CD that turned into a crystal plate, he was spinning it around when it turned into a diamond and threw it into the crowd, while he was singing.
It would be different if you had something
Maybe like a,Draco sang, J-O-B Harry offered.
You need to get your thing together, yeah, Draco finished as Harry started on the next verse.
You gotta stop runnin' games sayin'
It ain't about my fame
'Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say, Harry and Draco launched into the chorus and sang it two times again. Neither Draco or Harry could hear themselves very well because of the catcalls.
If you really loved me, you'd try and show that it ain't even about my name
But you tried to use me, you lie to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now I'm leaving you behind
I've found somebody who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity they whispered again.They finished with singing the chorus about four times. When the music stopped Harry thought a bomb had exploded. Draco just couldn't believe it. Before they walked off the stage they actually did something friendly to one another and slapped the others hand. Not so the other would feel pain like they normally did if they touched each other but like friends this time. They both walked off the stage to their house table. Girls were still screaming and the ones that they didn't sit by were pouting.
"Harry!!! That was so awesome!! Might I add you should wear leather more often!" Hermione screamed as he walked over to her and Ron.
"At first I thought you'd gone insane for singing with Malfoy but now I Know you're insane!" Ron said jokingly.
"Thanks," Harry told both of them. Over at the Slytherin table where hottie number two is there were no guys who complimented him only girls. One even went as far as to pinch his backside(hehehe). Harry and Draco were both thinking the same thing: Maybe being a celebrity isn't so bad afterall.
"Now for act two" Dumbledore said.
A/N I'll write the next chapter tomorrow. Thanks to all of you who review in advance. That is why I wrote this. The reason Harry and Draco are thinking the same thing is: Hermione's beaming at Harry and in this story Harry likes her, Draco is thinking that because he, being the (how should I put this?) badboy(that doesn't make sense but I don't care) that he is, enjoyed all the attention and not to mention a girl pinched his butt(but, whatever I don't care). Thank you for reading this insanity. Chapter 2 spoilers: It's called Act 2 and the second act is in it(hehehehe I'm evil) The box down there does have a purpose, Review please.
