I am your fan, Harry James Potter
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Harry Potter belongs to J. K. ROWLING and WARNER BROTHERS.
A.N: IF YOU ARE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, THEN DON'T READ THIS SHIT. I REGRET WRITING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. AT THAT TIME, I WAS SUFFERING FROM HUGE MENTAL PRESSURE, EXAM PRESSURE, I WAS AT THE END OF MY TEENAGE YEARS AND START OF MY ADULTHOOD, AT THAT TIME I HAD HEARTBREAKS AND I FAILED MY EXAMS, SO I WROTE IT. PLEASE DON'T READ IT, AND REPORT THIS STORY SO IT GET REMOVED. DON'T READ IT.
HARRY IS OUT OF CHARACTER, AND ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE OUT OF CHARACTER, AND THE CHARACTER, LILIA, WISH I COULD KILLED HER, WISH I NEVER CREATED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE CHARACTER LILIA IS BASED OFF A PERSON WHO WAS SO RUDE AND ANNOYING AND SO MEAN AND SO BITCH, I MET THAT PERSON ON A HILL STATION, THAT PERSON DID A REALLY BAD THING TO ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY, I REGRET MEETING HER IN THE FIRST PLACE, NEVER MIND, DON'T READ, IF YOU READ IT, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MENTAL BALANCE . I REALIZED SOMETHING, I CAN'T WRITE ANY DRAMA FICS AT ALL, I CAN ONLY WRITE FUNNY FICS GOOD. AFTER READING LIGHTS, WHERE THE ROOM REQUIRES, BROKEN...AND SO MANY AMAZING HP FANFICS, I WAS SO MOTIVATED THAT I TRIED TO WRITE A NICE STORY...BUT THEN, IT BECAME THIS SHIT. COMPLETE SHIT.
THIS IS SHIT, PURE SHIT. 2018/01/18.
Chapter 1
The sorting has ended and Dumbledore has also finished his long boring speech. This year a blast has happened in Hogwarts. Ministry of Magic has appointed Dolores Umbridge (Hem-Hem witch), who might become Harry's new arch rival after Voldemort andher.
''Bloody hell, that Umbridge woman looks barmy to me'' Ron cursed while stuffing a chicken leg into his mouth. Hermione, who looked miffed while staring at Ron'smannerism, said ''I won't say anything regarding her right now, but I can tell she might have made new haters here''
Harry stared at here and there while eating a piece of chocolate cake. He stared at the Slytherin Table; Malfoy was sitting beside Pansy Parkinson and was talking with her. Harry then noticed many students whom Harry knew was not present here in the Feast, looks like they'll come later, thought Harry. Harry then stared at the seat beside him, it was empty so as the next seat. He glances at those empty seats next to him. The other Gryffindors apart from Ron, Hermione and Neville were sitting far away from him. Well obviously, no one believes me, Harry thought. His face turned dark.
Hermione stared at Harry and asked ''You okay, Harry?''
''Yes, I am fine'' Harry retorted while smiling a bit. Hermione didn't believed that he was okay, then she looked towards the Slytherin table, she saw Draco Malfoy talking with Blaise Zabini. He quite changed a lot, from his hairstyle to his height, and Hermione has also noticed that he has become quite decent this year. And then Draco moved his head and his Grey eyes met Hermione's Brown eyes. Hermione looked away blushing. She cursed herself for blushing like an idiot.
Draco stared at Hermione looking towards his way, what's with her? Thought Draco. Draco then stared at the seat beside him which was empty. ''Where's Lilia?'' Draco asked Pansy.
Pansy then looked where Draco was pointing. Then she shrugged and then her face turned grim ''I bet she is preparing with the other members of herclub''
''Really, then that's going be fun, I really like watching Potter getting embarrassed to the beats'' Draco grinned like a Joker of a Circus.
''Hoot Hoot''
They all saw a brown colored owl flying towards Umbridge's table and then dropped a letter with a red ribbon on her lap. Umbridge took the letter and unfolded it and started to read it. After reading the letter, Umbridge stood up and then said something to Dumbledore. Dumbledore nodded and Umbridge left the Great Hall.
''Great she left, what a nutcase she was'' Ron stated.
''She left, which means it is easier for her to come here now'' Harry told them grimly.
''Her?'' Hermione asked. Ron snorted.
Harry scowled ''my scariest nightmare after the nose less freak''
And then music started to play suddenly, and drums started to beat. A group of girls and boys mostly second year and third years wearing a badge named 'Harry Potter Fan Club' started giving applause. And then balloons started to flew towards Harry's way. There were love signs in the balloons and the balloons bursted throwing red sparkles which were only flying towards Harry's way. Harry scowled, everyone was laughing at him, even his traitor Best friends, and Malfoy is rolling in the floor. Snape who never laugh was also curling his mouth into smirk, Dumbledore is twinkling and McGonagall is controlling herself to not smile.
The group of students who are applauding started to circle around Harry's seat and a sweet voice started to echo the Great Hall. The group of students started to sing with the voice.
''Oh no'' Harry head palmed.
'Oh Harry, we love you more than chocolate frogs, we love you more than Quidditch, we love you more than Weird sisters,
Oh Harry, You're tall and hairy, as cute as fairy, like Babbity Rabbity
Oh Harry, We are the coolest Fans who will always love you baby'
The whole Great Hall was laughing out loud.
Harry was embarrassed completely, Hermione was laughing so as Ron, Malfoy was still rolling on the floor.
'Bloody Hell' grinned Ron. Hermione rubbed the tears of mirth from her eyes.
And then a girl with twin tail braided long red hair, wearing Grandma Glasses appeared in front of the kids.
''How's my song?'' the girl simpered.
''Pathetic'' Harry replied harshly and then Harry got up from his seat and left the Great Hall.
''Merlins Beard, Harry Potter thinks that my song is Pathetic'' the girl chirped happily.
''You are so lucky, Lilia'' Colin replied while staring dreamily at Harry's back.
''Yeah, I know'' Lilia Black-Burke, the third year Slytherin smiled.
''Poor Harry, but the song is interesting'' said Luna.
Fred, George, Ginny was grinning madly and Neville was also nervously laughing at Harry.
''We Love You, Harry James Potter'' shouted the Fan club members and their leader, Lilia Black- Burke, the Great Granddaughter of Belvina Black and Herbert Burke.
''I hate you All'' Harry snapped back. ''Especially you'' pointing at Lilia.
''Merlins Beard'' Lilia snickered. The other's clapped and cheered at that.
''AAARGH'' Harry roared in anger.
To Be Continued...
