Cross Dressing Yoda and Friends

By. Alia Kenobi and Alina

Place: Jedi Temple, Council Chambers

Time: Evening, 5:00 standard time

1.1.1 Yoda in pink

Windu in sequence

Yardle Pooh in fuchsia

This is the real Jedi Council.

(Twilight zone music in back ground)

Yoda: love my new press ons, Mace don't you

1.1.2 Yoda lifts hands to show of "press ons"

Mace: Ohhh… yea babe, but this new wig is just (like) so me.

1.1.3 Mace adjusts his blonde Wig

Yaddle: Has any one seen my new eye lash curler.

1.1.4 Yaddle finds curler, and curls eyelashes with curler. Then bats eyelashes profusely

Yoda: hummm… sense a disturbance. Obi-Wan it is. Hide things we must.

1.1.5 All members of the Jedi Council hide "things". Obi-Wan and Anacin enter. Mace sends a mental message to Yoda about his press ons. Yoda quickly puts hands behind his back and gives a whistle.

1.1.6 Ani leans over to Obi-Wan

Ani: Well at least he has stopped with the Vodka

Yoda leans over to pick up his blush brush, when three large bottles of vodka fall out of his tunic and a Budweiser too.

Unfortunately one bottle of vodka rolls down to Obi-Wan's feet.

Obi-Wan leans over to Ani

Obi-Wan: it wasn't the drinking that he gave up, it was the weed.

Yoda starts to scrounge about looking for… oh he found it (you guessed it) a joint. Yoda lights up and starts passing it around to other members of the Jedi Council.

Obi-Wan gets fed up and he and Ani leave to train as clean Jedi.

The moral of this story: don't underestimate the power of POTT

1.1.6.1 Alternative Ending

When the vodka falls down to Obi-Wan's feet, Ani grabs it, uses the force to open it, and guzzles it down.

Later quite drunk the entire Jedi Council and Ani (not Obi-Wan he is not involved in this) get disco fever. The ball drops, music plays, and there are lots of drugs… they party like its 1975 (right down to the white suits and plat-form shoes.)

Please realize that this is a hard time for Jedi, with the bad guy, Sidious, on the throne a lot of Jedi are turning to substance abuse and cross-dressing to relive the stress. Remember everything is going under. As far as Jedi are concerned the world is going to end, they may as well have a good time…. Besides how do you think Ani really turns to the dark side?