Just a normal Sonic Fan Fiction.
This story is supposed to look shit.
One bright sunny winter's day, Sonic the hedgefaggot decided to cruise through Mobius and go to Burger King; a fast food restaurant that could be found on earth.
Sonic: yum yum sonic said in script language without quotations, confusing the hell out of everyone who comprehends even the slightest bit of English.
Shadow: Yes I agree sonic shadow says turning up suddenly.
Then silver the hedgehog time controlled in front of them, according the popular fan fiction that meant they now had to have gay buttsex.
The three hedgehogs went inside, then proceeded to have buttsex on the counter as young children and gay furies watched on.
Each hedgehog cumed 70 times during their gay time.
Suddenly someone turned up, it was HalfWright, an annoying and unexplained self insertion that no one gives two shits about.
"Hello guys lolz," HalfWright said in a normal written English conversation, because the author was sick of writing script language.
(The author is not actually sick of writing script language, he's finding it quite enjoyable actually. Now he's annoying you with a stupid authors note, which should be at the start or end of the fic itself.)
Sonic noticed HalfWright, and suddenly remembered his long and detailed past he has with this douchbag self insert.
"HalfWright my old friend!" Sonic cried, as Shadow nibbled his penis tenderly.
"Hello Sonic! How are you." HalfWright replied.
Suddenly Eggman completely brewed up the Bugler King they were all ins and entered from through the wall.
"Hello HalfWright!" Eggman said, "My old and worser nemesis then Sonic!"
Suddenly HalfWright used some amazing powers that made Sonic think he was top shit, destroying Eggman and his up until now unstated robots within seconds.
Meanwhile in Dawnstar, a dragon was attacking for the 50th fucking time.
Eggman flew away cursing, before flying back and ordering over 9000 burgers and flying away again.
Sonic: Oh my stars!
Shadow: Cordon blui
Silver: Now everybody down at McDonnellzzz they down with Ronnell McDonnell and now they hitting the bottle and everybody coolllll!
The Burger King staff proceeded to kill Silver
And with that, HalfWright suddenly disappeared, vanishing from a hedgehog who could fly, a hedgehog who could teleport anywhere, and a hedgehog who could run faster than the speed of sound.
"Guys, we must find out where HalfWright disapared to!" Sonic exclaimed, "He has a pointlessly dark and horrid past that doesn't fit into anything and doesn't create an epic character!"
"My god, what is it!" Shadow the anti hero hardassed not give a shit about anybody except Maria cried out loud.
Suddenly Tails the fox flew down in his awesome contraption 20balgilion and 12. "Hi guys" he said, flying off again because no one seems to pay him much attention despite how awesome he is.
Meanwhile at Eggman's base. Eggman was pushing out a grumpy.
Suddenly Amy appeared out of nowhere, and had to make the tough decision whether she wanted to be with Shadow or Sonic, despite the fact on many fics the selected characters are either Amy/Sonic or Amy/Shadow, therefore eliminating any story that the uncreative piece of shit fic does not already have.
"Hi guys" Amy said, screaming when she saw Shadow, Sonic and Silver having gay buttsex on the counter, Silver somehow being revived. She suddenly became a hermaphrodite and joined in.
Elsewhere, a dark and evil force was watching, YaoiHentaiDrawer.
"Yes, yes, yes! My evil plan is coming to pass! Soon, no FF shall contain ungay sex of any kind YaoiHentaiDrawer exclaimed without ending quotations. "The only thing that stands in my way is that annoying HalfWright!" YaoiHentaiDrawer yelled.
(I didn't actually mean for that to happen... just writing on the go again... O_o)
Suddenly HalfWright burst through the wall and exclaimed "I live up to my name!"
