Big Tubbie

a/n:Because I killed the Teletubbies in my last story I have decided to have something like big brother to decide which Teletubbies are going to be in my future stories. Here we go...

9.15am:The Teletubbies enter the Big Tubbie House and find their rooms and unpack.

9.30am:The Teletubbies gather in the lounge for introductions.

A dingy yellow one with a hoop aerial stood up, "Hi, I'm Tartare Saurce. I'm from Sydney, Australia. I'm a Monkey Tamer. I absolutely love animals. My friends say I'm thoughtful and kind." then he sat down again.

Then a gungy green one with a spray can aerial stood up, "Hey, Babes!" then he glanced towards the only two girls, "My names Stinky, I'm from Boston where I clean sewers. People say I'm sexist and dirty, all I know is that I'm a sex addict." he also sat down.

A white one with black W.C. on his chest and a stick girl and boy aerial stood up, "IIIIII'mmmm Sssssignnnnnpppppoossstttt. IIIIIII'mmmm ffffffrrrrooommmmm Cccccaarrrrddiffff. IIIII pppppoiiinnnnttt pppppeeoppplllee tttooo thhhhee nnnnneeaarrreeessstttt tttoilllettt. IIII bbbbooorrreee eaasssillllyyy, bbbbuuutttt IIII'llll ddddoooo aaasss IIIIII'mmmm tttttooollllddd." and he sat down.

Then a brown one with a spanner aerial lay back and started to speak, "Yo my name is like totally Plop-Plop, man. I'm like a total Plumber from rockin' Tokyo, yeah man. I like totally don't care what you think, but I wanna rule the rockin' plumbing industry, man. And if you don't like it totally stay outta ma way. I mean I kick ass."

A greeny yellow one with a pound sign aerial started to speak, "I'm Wee-Wee and I'm from Edinburgh. When the advert came on T.V. I was like I'm gonna ging on that show, ye ken. I'm a tax-man and I've been tel'd I'm selfish, greedy, stubborn and bossy, but I dinna believe it."

A black one with a straight aerial started to speak, "My name is Pee-Pee. I'm a ninja from Hong-Kong. I'm violent, a black-belt, sexy and I dance."

Then it was a pink one with a lipstick aerials turn, "Hey, I'm Sunny and I'm a model from Paris. I'm sexy, girly, gorgeous, graceful and giggly."

Next to speak was a purple one with a rubber ring aerial, "Hello, I'm Tentacle. I'm a life-guard from Hawaii. I think I'm helpful, a good swimmer, fit, strong and hot."

A creamy white who started to speak he had Choco's Chocolate written in his aerial, "Hi, I'm Chocobum. I'm a chocolate maker from Norwich. I've been fat, piggish, loud and I speak my mind. I can believe that."

The next to speak was Turquoise with a daisy aerial, "Hello everyone. My names Flower Face and I'm a gardener from Madrid. I'm pretty, decorative, jolly and cute."

A light brown one with a pink cupcake aerial had his turn, "I'm Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third, but you can call me Fatty Fat Fat Fat. I'm a baker from Luton. I'm a bit obese, a couch potato and usually eat more in a day than I sell in a week."

And last to speak was a fiery orange one with a motor cycle helmet shaped aerial, "I think I might be...Oh to hell with it!" then he handed Tartare Saurce a piece of paper.

Tartare read out what was on it, "My name is Flame. I'm a motorcyclist. I travel the U.S.A. I'm violent, crazy, shifty, sly and drunk half the time.". By this time Flame was break-dancing.

10:00am: The Teletubbies are still in the lounge. Most of them are getting to know each other, except Pee-Pee and Flame who are having a dangerous battle.

"This is Big Tubbie! I have a gift for each of you in the kitchen! One of our rabbit cast, Dixie will give you your gift!" said a loud voice, Big Tubbie.

All the Teletubbies ran towards the kitchen. Dixie was waiting for them.

"Tartare Saurce, we have a golden hoop for you, Stinky, a green toothbrush, Signpost, a pointing stick, Plop-Plop, a plunger, Wee-Wee, money box, Pee-Pee, nunchux, Sunny, a pink camera phone, Tentacle, a whistle, Chocobum, a stick with dried chocolate on the end, Flower Face, a gardening trowel, Fatty Fat Fat Fat the Third, an electric beater and Flame, a lighter. These objects are your magic objects, you are to look after them properly. One at a time you may go and collect your object from the kitchen table. When you have collected your object go and sit back in the lounge."

The Teletubbies formed a line behind Flame and went and got their magic object.

10:30am: The Teletubbies had all got their magic objects and returned to the lounge.

"This is Big Tubbie! Your first task is to advertise your magic object! You have one day to get your advertisement ready and then you'll perform that commercial in front of the rest of the Teletubbies and the viewers. Your time starts now! Go!"

The Big Tubbie House has three art rooms, one music room and two computer rooms. The Teletubbies all headed for one of the art rooms except Flame who went to the music room.

"I think I'll do some break-dancing while I've set fire to my pants." In the music room he recorded a song which went like this:

Hot sensation, I've got that hot sensation! Creeping up my body, baby! Hot sensation, I've got that hot sensation! Feeling all around me, baby! Hot sensation, I've got that hot sensation! Yeah, man! HOT SENSATION!

Meanwhile in one of the art rooms, Pee-Pee was fighting with Wee-Wee over a glitter glue pen.

"I haed it first, Pee-Pee! Ye know eye did!"

"Yes but I want it! You've had it for ages!" "I just got it!" "This is Big Tubbie! Can Pee-Pee come to the diary room, please?"

So Pee-Pee had to abandon the fight and stroll off to the diary room.

In the diary room.

"How hard have you found living in the Big Tubbie House?"

"Very hard indeed. All the other Teletubbies are just to friendly, except Flame, but he's too drunk to get along with."

"So you haven't made any friends then?"

"Some have been trying, but as I said I don't get along with friendly people."

"So how long are you hoping to stay on Big Tubbie?"

"All the way to the end. I'm gonna win."

"Who else do you wanna win?"

"Probably, Sunny, Flower Face and Flame."

"Why should the viewers listen to you?"

"Because if I get outta here without winning I'm gonna kill every single one of you."

"Thank-you, you may leave the diary room!"

1:00pm:The Teletubbies have made their back-drop, except Flame. Flame has taken bucket after bucket of paint and poured it all over a curtain from the material box.

"This is Big Tubbie! Can Tartare Saurce come to the diary room!"

"Hello! How hard have you found living in the Big Tubbie House?"

"Very easy actually!"

"So have you made any friends yet?"

"Yes, I think they're all my friends, except Pee-Pee and Flame. Flame is too drunk and Pee-Pee is not very friendly."

"How long do you wanna stay?"

"I don't mind as long as I have fun!"

"Who do you wanna win?"

"I don't mind if I win, but it obviously means something to Sunny, Flower Face and Tentacle."

"Why should the viewers listen to you?"

"They don't have to, they do have their own will."

2:00pm: Tentacle, Flower Face, Sunny and Flame are in the music room rehearsing their advert. Tartare Saurce, Pee-Pee, Wee-Wee, Stinky and Plop-Plop were in the art room adding the final touches to their back-drop. Chocobum, Signpost and Fatty Fat Fat Fat the Third were in the kitchen gorging themselves.

"This is Big Tubbie! Can Stinky please come to the diary room?"

"Hi! How hard have you found living in the house?"

"Not hard at all, just a little hard to relieve the addiction to sex!"

"So have you made any friends?"

"Well just Tartare Saurce and Flower Face."

"How long are you hoping to stay?"

"Until I win!"

"So who else do you wanna win?"

"Well Tartare Saurce, Flower Face and maybe Tentacle or Sunny."

"Why should viewers listen to you?"

"Because I'm sexy!"

"Thank-you, you may leave now!"

5:00pm: The Teletubbies are getting ready for bed.

"This is Big Tubbie! Dinner is now ready in the kitchen!"

The Teletubbies ran into the kitchen for their dinner. They all took a seat at the table. Their names were taped to the back of their chair. Starting from the top of the table and going round clockwise this is where they were sitting, Tartare Saurce, Stinky, Signpost, Plop-Plop, Wee-Wee, Pee-Pee, Sunny, Tentacle, Chocobum, Flower Face, Fatty Fat Fat Fat the Third and Flame.

"Fatty Fat Fat Fat you're so fat!" said Flower Face.

"Well duh!" said Fatty Fat Fat Fat the Third.

"Well still you are so fat!" said Flower Face.

"Shut pup!" he said with his mouth full of food.

"Did you know that instead of Tartare, you were called brown. You would be Brown Saurce." said Flame, with a drunk tone in his voice.

"Would you kindly be quiet." said Tartare Saurce.

"Did you know how far a monkey can swim in five seconds?" Flame said, he obviously hadn't heard Tartare Saurce.

"I work with the animals, they don't swim!" said Tartare Saurce calmly.

"Yes they do and they can swim ten miles!" said Flame angrily.

"Those are penguins!" said Tartare Saurce angrily.

"No those are the ones that climb trees, monkeys live in the sea!" Flame said, "Did you know that I was born in Alaska and that I was blue when I was born!"

The next day at 10:30pm: The Teletubbies all were doing final touches to their adverts.

"This is Big Tubbie! Collect what you need for your advert and gather in the lounge!"

The Teletubbies gathered in the lounge.

"This is Big Tubbie! In this order can you do your adverts. Flame, do yours outside next to the swimming pool, Fatty Fat Fat Fat the Third, Flower Face, Chocobum, Tentacle, Sunny, Pee-Pee, Wee-Wee, Plop-Plop, Signpost, Stinky and Tartare Saurce.

The advertisements are all over and now it's time to vote! It's all up to you who are you gonna vote out. Put the Teletubbie you want in brackets and review without.