Noir: And this is…the first chappie of my story, fear it! If you want Alec's bio, just e-mail me and I'll give it to you, and maybe a picture too…if I feel like it. But her whole name's Alexandra Roxanne Wolfe. If you need anything explained, e-mail me too, don't leave it in a comment, it bugs meh.

A/N: I'm a noob fan of Hellsing, mind you, so if I get anything wrong, don't flame me about it.

Disclaimer: Hellsing and all of it's character's don't belong to NoirVII in any way or form. However, the plot, Alexandra, and any other characters not mentioned in the series are hers.


Chapter One: Unlikely Welcome

"Unholy scum."

There went another Ghoul, destroyed by Alucard's Cassull. The Freak Vampires were now in the Hellsing mansion, unknown to anyone of how exactly they had got there. Alucard and Walter were in attack modes, killing all of them, as even groups of soldiers were fending them off.

Another shot from a pistol, and a scream.

"What in the-?" Alucard questioned to himself, looking at the stairs that leaded down to the dungeons.

A woman that you did not want to mess with, the daughter of Zidane Wolfe, stood on the top stair with a black pistol in hand, a small frown on her face. The body of a now decapitated Ghoul lay in her path, its head rolling away on the floor.

"Such a pity that this nice manor has to be over run by some filthy beings, no?" she asked the two men, firing another round at a zombie that was about to attack Walter from behind. "And it's because you men can't take care of the place for once while Ms. Hellsing is gone," she spoke, lowering her pistol and placing both of her hands on the ground.

"You're blaming this on us, woman!" a soldier yelled at her, in turn getting swiped by a monster. "You should be blaming this on-."

A wave of black shadows appeared from the ground in the form of hands, each grabbing a Ghoul by the leg and dragging it to who knows where. Alexandra stood once more, holstering her pistol and pushing her glasses up to the bridge of her nose.

"I suppose that you will not be in need of my assistance any further, Master?" she questioned Alucard monotonously, placing one hand in her pocket and shifting her weight.

"Trickery!" another soldier shouted, firing a bullet at the woman's neck. It went straight through, but healed a minute later as if nothing happened. "You aren't to be trusted, woman! Who knows what you might try and do to us when you get the chance!" he growled angrily.

"Shoot her again and I'll be the one that kills you!" Alucard threatened, his teeth glittering in the moonlight that shone through the windows. He turned to the woman once more and tossed his gun, the Jackal at her, which she caught expertly. "You wouldn't mind giving that a tune-up, would you? The barrel jammed yesterday and I was meaning to talk to you about it."

The blonde bowed at the elder Vampire and walked back downstairs into the basement.


Noir: Did you like it? Have any suggestions? Comment or e-mail me PLEASE! I need it!