Misao Kusakabe is not your ordinary Japanese High School girl. Oh no...she is just always up to something, or lazing on her arse when it comes to studies which she utmost hates. But things were going to turn around as another girl from another high school in Japan with quite a bit in common with Misao was going to visit. Yes, enter Tsuraya! *clicks finger*

Misao had had a pretty exhausting day at School, but watching Kagami throwing a hissy fit in front of everyone in the afternoon lessons was practically amusing. Misao went home laughing.

"Ha ha! Kagamin went all Red in the face!" She chortled as she skipped home. Then she passed Konata with Kagami.

"Heyo! Chibikko! How is your friend now?" She asked, somewhat impertinently.

"Hey Misakichi! Yeah, Kagamin's alright, she just needed a glass of water" came Konata's reply.

"Do you really think so?!" Snarled Kagami at Konata "What the fuck, Misao?!"

"Hi Kagami, feeling better?" Replied Misao, again, somewhat impertinently.

"Oh, everything is all right with her don't worry" blurted out Konata.

"STOP TRYING TO PATRONIZE ME OR I KICK YOUR BLOODY ARSE!" Kagami snarled back.

Misao just laughed.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, AND TAKE THAT TURD ON YOUR HEAD WITH YOU!" Kagami snapped.

Misao skipped away chortling.

"A bit too much adrenaline eh Kagami?" said Konata.

"BOLLOCKS!" roared irate Kagami.

"I predict a hissy fit, I predict a Kagami hissy fit!" sang Misao, to the same tune as the Kaiser Chiefs' song of a similar name.

Misao finally got back to her place, where she saw a figure at her doorstep. Misao stopped in suprise. "Who is that?" She asked "I'm sure I've seen her before"

Misao veered cautiously towards the door.

"Hello?" She asked the figure "I'm sure I saw you before, what is your name?"

The figure let out a loud reply "YO SUP MISAO! REMEMBER ME, TSURAYA-SENPAI?"

Misao shuddered "Tsuraya?! It's you, what are ya doin' here?"

Tsuraya giggled "Eh, meh, though I'd pop over for a few days, how are ya doin' Misao?"

Misao replied "Heh, I am cool senpai! I think I remember you"

Tsuraya excited replied "Yeah, I do!"

"By the way, where is Haruhi and all the gang?" asked Misao

"Meh" blurted Tsuraya "They could not be arsed to come down with me, but Kimdori said she might pop over depending how she feels, as she's down with a cold, poor soul, so there ya go"

"Oh colds are nasty as fuck!" Shuddered Misao "I hope she's getting better"

"Eh, she'll be fine, it's just a cold, doesn't do you much damage" chortled Tsuraya "There is worse things going around, like Ebola"

"DON'T MENTION EBOLA!" Snapped Misao "THIS IS NOT WEST AFRICA!"

"Oh" Tsuraya mumbled "Sorry about that"

The two of them went inside, and went into the direction of Misao's gaming console. Tsuraya chortled to herself "This is gonna be a real Fangdango!"

"A what?" Puzzled Misao "What did ya say Tsuraya senpai?"

"A REAL FANGDANGO!" Replied Tsuraya loudly "WE BOTH HAVE FANGS!"

"Yeah!" Came Misao's reply "Giovanni Magnifico!"

"Giovanni Magnifico?" laughed Tsuraya "Oh mamma mia! Lorenzo Fantastico, that should be you!"

The pair of them settled into the games, adopting their respectable Italian nicknames as their player names.

But Misao had forgotten naïvely how bad she was a these games, and on 99/100 occasions, Tsuraya kept beating her. Tsuraya began to laugh "ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!"

Misao sourly replied "Yes...but I am not good at video games as much as I like playing them"

"Awww...Misao" Giggled Tsuraya "You try though!"

Then Misao's phone rang. She answered it. "Yo! Chibikko!" It was Konata.

"Misakichi!" Said Konata over the phone "How are ya goin'. Sorry about Kagamin"

"Awesome, I even have a friend with me!" replied Misao "I have Tsuraya senpai round to visit"

Konata's heart shuddered. "Tsuraya? From Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu?"

"Yep!" Resoponeded Misao "This is a Fangdango!"

"Yep, I can hear her laughing over the phone" Responded Konata "A Fangdango you say Misakichi?"

"YEAH!" responded Misao "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cya later Chibikko!" then Misao hung up, only to get another call from Patty Martin.

"Arse" mumbled Misao under her breath.

"Hey yo Misao" Said Patricia excitedly "I have some very good news for ya!"

"What is it Krabby Patty?!" teased Misao.

"DON'T CALL ME KRABBY PATTY!" Shouted Patricia back at Misao "Please..."

"Sorry" Blurted Misao

"Anyway" Explained Patricia "I am going to see good ol' Uncle Brum in a couple of weeks time, and I wanna take Konata, Hiyori, Yutaka, Minami and You with me, would you like that?"

"YEAH!" Shrilled Misao at the top of her lungs "But who is your Uncle Brum, and why is he called that?"

"Well, he's really my Uncle Greg, but he's from Birmingham in England, and folk round there are known as Brummies, and I visit him at lest once a year. There also is a back-story I'll explain tommorow, but he's interested in you guys so I said I'd take some of my friends along, is that gonna be alright with your Mom?"

Misao hesitantly said "Is it gonna cost anything, do I have to pay?"

"No" responded Patricia "Me and Uncle Brum are gonna do the payin'"

"IS YOUR FRIEND'S UNCLE THAT LITTLE YELLOW CAR THAT DRIVES AROUND THE PLACE?!" Tsuraya laughed out loudly.

"Stow it!" Snarled Misao "Sorry Patty, that's Tsuraya, she's visiting for a few days, she was making a reference to that little car that we used to watch when we were little"

"Yep" Replied Patricia "Brum was actually produced in Birmingham funnily enough. So anyway, be sure to take some money with ya, around ummm...I'd say 10000 Yen or such, see what your Mom Says, we'll be goin' shopping around the Bullring and he's arranged for us to go bowling!"

"Ok!" Said Misao "I'll see ya later!" Then she hung up.

"Tsuraya" said Misao firmly "That was a bit over the top"

"Sorry" Tsuraya meekly replied. "I was just joking"

"Well" said Misao proudly "I'll be off to visit Patty Martin's uncle in 2 weeks time with my friends!"

"Who's Patty Martin?" Asked Tsuraya.

"An exchange student from California" Misao quickly replied "She grew a huge fascination with all Japanese Anime and Manga, and even taught herself Japanese just simply by watching it all, dunno why her uncle is from England though, that's what I'll ask her tomorrow"

"Ah" replied Tsuraya "Can I come and see her?"

"Sure, after School" Replied Misao "Mum will be coming home soon, so I'll see ya tommorow Tsuraya!"

"Ok!" Replied Tsuraya as she left "Lets have more fun tomorrow!"

When Misao's mum came back, Misao asked her if she could come with Patricia on her visit.

"Hmmm...yes" replied Misao's Mum "But listen, be careful, I don't want you getting hurt when you are over a thousand kilometres from home? Ok?"

"Yes!" Replied Misao

"I'll give you 10000 yen to spend while you are away, probably get me, your dad, and your brother a gift from Birmingham" said Misao's mum.

"Sure thing!" Said Misao.

Author's notes

Uncle Brum is gonna be another story coming shortly, stay tuned.