AN: Hello dear reders! Welcome to mah new story! I hope you enjoy my creative OCS. And my professional writing skillz. Make sure you leave areview with criticsm or requests. THX!
Ok so a really really really reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy long time ago, like in another universe, but still before the moon kingdom, there was another kingdom and it was thriving. It was this way because there was a queen, Queen Olympias, and she had a daughter, PrincessOlympias. She had 4 guardian scouts: Sailor Eris, Sailor Orcus, Sailor Makemake, and Sailor Gliese 581g. But then the Black Kingdom attacked (AN: I am not being rasest that is just a color.) and piece was disrupted. Olympias' bf Apollonios had this weird ass lady trying to seduce him for power over his planet (Earth). And so then she pretty much just killed everyone because he said "no" to her. What a bitch! Then QUEEN OLYMPIAS sent everyone into the future to get reincarnated, including the cats, Setsausage and Ali. Which leads us to the story of the only one who can save the world from queen Brookite.
"OMG IM GONNA BE SOOOO LATE!" I said as I threw off my covers and clothes and threw on my school uniform. My name is Sakura Uchida and I am a 14 who lives in japan and I go to /juuban junior high. I am just a normal girl who likes sleeping and eating, and I hate school. That's me!
I head to skewl as I see a]some kids torturing a kitty kat. I'm all like, "OMS U STOP HURTING THAT CAT RIGHT NOW!" and they are scared of my hair or something (I have odangos and pigtails with pink tips). I pick up the cute, green kitty and drag her to school with me. My bitch teacher gives me a detention because I m late. (she sucks at teaching too). I complain to my friend, who is like, :don't worry saku-chan, you'll be ok next time. At least you didn't fail the test!" "actually… I say as I hold up my test with a big 28 on it. "HOLY SHIT SAKURA YOUR SOOO DEAD" the class nerd, Kenji said. "Don't remind me.: I say.
"We can go on a stuuuuudy date." He flirts.
"Ew no. Ur gross." I say.
Then I go home. On the way home I see an advertisement at the local arcade for a new Sailor E game. I sigh. I wish I could be like Sailor E. She doesn't haveto study, or worr about grades. I throw my test back and it lands on a man's head. "UMMM WATCH WHERE U THROW UR PAPERS YOU STUPID BITCH. LIKE A 28? EVEN I WOULD DO BETTER THAN THAT AS A BABY!" He chucks my test back at me and walks away, swinging his hips seductively. He is HAWT! I think.
Then I get home. My mom is there waiting. "I checked your grade online she says, a sickeningly sweet smile on her face. My eyes widen. I am about to die. Quite literally. I nervously wait for her reaction.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU GET A TWENT EIGHT ON THIS BASIC ASS TEST! U AND UR BITCH ASS BETTER NOT SHOW URSELF IN MAH HOUSE AGAIN, BITCHFACE! U DISGRACE." She screams. I sigh and walk out the door. This is how she always reacts.I sneak through a window, into my bedroom, and place the bag with the cat down. I sleep. But then the sound of a cat clearing it's throat woke me. Up. I stare at it. It stares at me. The cat says, in a woman's voice, "Hello, yes, my name is setsausage and I have been searching for you. You are the sailor scout Sailor Universe, and you must protectthe earth, and find the princess, and protect her. I know what youre thinking, is this a dream? No. it isn't." She throws a locket at me, "Tske this and say 'UNIVERSE PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!" I do so. Suddenly I am clad in an outfit similar to sailor V's. I can hear the cries of my friend, Natsumi, she is in danger! Setsausage and I run to her mom's juery shop and im like. "STAHP! I AM SAILOR UNIVERSE, AND I AM THE CHAMPION OF LURVE AND JUSTICE AND IN THE NAME OF THE UNIVERSE (an: geddit?) I WILL PUNISH YOU!" the monter screams and attacks me. I fall. Then a totally hot ass guy comes in and is like, "I am The caped mask. How dare you attack a young maiden. That is totes wrong yo." Then he throws a rose at the monster. "Sailor Universe! You must attack!" he says, his words inspre me. I stand up and get ready to attack. Then I realize I don't know what to say. Setsausage says, "shout 'Tiara! Exterminate!" I shout "Tiara! Exterminate" The monster dies. I sigh and I go home. The cat says. Now that you have taken the challenge, this is ur new duty. You must rise and defeat the mosnters,." Then I pass out on my bed. Like I seriously hoped it was a dream, but clearly it wasn't since here I am now, fighting mosters, narrating this fuckin lame ass story. *Sigh*
