This just appeared in my head due to the quotage of my friend who asked: "When did Doctor Who watch the Lion King

This just appeared in my head due to the quotage of my friend who asked: "When did Doctor Who watch the Lion King?" Or something similar. Cause in the first David Tennant one he quoted it. Probably slightly out of character in some parts but oh well. My apologies for the slightly bad quality of writing. Anyway. Onward with the story:

The Doctor and Rose were hurtling through the vortex; various things on the TARDIS were flashing and making noises.

"What we chasin' this time?" asked Rose

"Dunno" replied the Doctor with a smile

"Is it a distress signal?"

"Not sure"

"Complete knowledge of the inner workings of the universe and you're "Not sure"?"

"Yup, more fun that way, push that button over there if you please" said the Doctor, pointing at a big yellow button and beating a large jumble of wires with what can only be described as a pink stick. The TARDIS landed in its usual fashion, and Rose stepped out, expecting to see a strange new alien land far beyond the limits of her imagination. Instead she stepped out into a large pile of Rhino dung. This would have made more sense to her if she had noticed that she was standing in the middle of an African savannah.

"Don't you dare laugh" she growled as the Doctor struggled to hold back fits of laughter.

As Rose was examining her shoe, the Doctor was looking around trying to work out why the TARDIS had brought them there. It was lovely and everything but there didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary. It was then that a baboon carrying a stick walked over to them.

"Rafiki! Haven't seen you in ages! How've you been?" asked a very excited Doctor, standing next to a very confused Rose

"Come with me." The baboon said

"Why is that baboon speaking English?" asked Miss Tyler

"I told you, the TARDIS translates all languages" replied the Doctor, nonplussed

"Including baboon?"

"Yes including baboon, what you got against baboons?"

"Nothing, I just didn't think baboons had much to say"

"Hey, why you ignore ol' Rafiki? I tell you to come with me, you stand still, you no understand plain baboon?"

"My apologies Mr. um, what was it? Rafiki. I was just a little surprised to hear a baboon talking"

"Well you are a baboon, and I am not" replied the shaman monkey; the two travellers merely stared at each other, confused. But nevertheless they followed the mysterious Rafiki.

Rafiki led them to a grand structure, known as Pride Rock, but it seemed strangely empty, considering it was usually filled with lions. Rafiki motioned for them to sit down, but Rose checked for any un-pleasantries this time and sat down next to the Doctor. And then, a grand lion with an impressive red mane stood before them, and the Doctor had a giant smile on his face. The lion greeted his guests and said in a deep but gentle voice:

"Doctor, I need your help"

Like, über short chapter, but as I wrote that I just thought, what a good way to end the chapter, so R&R and you may get a cyber hug for free!